To skilfully and surgically pass a large amount of work onto someone who hasn't requested the work or the responsibility.
The stitch up is usually between friends or colleagues who take great enjoyment at drowning each other in responsibility and project deliverables.
The stitch up is usually between friends or colleagues who take great enjoyment at drowning each other in responsibility and project deliverables.
Nick had one goal, and that was to make sure he didn't end up with any tasks to manage. He needed to stitch up someone fast. Luckily for Nick, Matt was unprepared for the verbal tirade of professional compliments in the opening minutes of the meeting that made him a certainty to take the lead and workload.
by Arsebadger January 2, 2016
Get the Stitch Upmug. "L. Bob Rife was interested in cosmic exploration mostly because his media empire had the earth pretty well stitched up."
by ryon January 29, 2004
Get the stitch upmug. Mythical hair transplantation procedure involving the transplantation your head or pubic hair to another part of your body -- usually your chest.
by CNubb July 16, 2006
Get the cross-stitchmug. while fucking u slip and rugburned your dick and proceed to share this important information with your friends!!!!!!!!!!!!11
by ODIES GUNTING December 13, 2009
Get the dry stitchedmug. Damn girl, u totally pussy stitched Claudia with those hot guys at the club last night when you mentioned her weird rash!
by Bracolbs November 10, 2015
Get the pussy stitchmug. Similar to the “husband stitch”, A
after a female has a baby they stitch the busted vagina to how it was before she had a baby. The husband stitch is that extra stitch that makes the vagina tighter than before the female gave birth.
after a female has a baby they stitch the busted vagina to how it was before she had a baby. The husband stitch is that extra stitch that makes the vagina tighter than before the female gave birth.
After having 3 pig babies, sex was like throwing a hotdog down a hallway; my doctor says I need a Courtesy Stitch to please my husband.
by Tagurit888 October 15, 2018
Get the Courtesy stitchmug. To shut someone up - e.g. stitching their mouth closed so they can't spill the dark of a matter best kept secret.
by Erin Montgomery May 1, 2010
Get the stitchmug.