shiftlexia

An impairment of the ability to let go of the SHIFT key on a standard keyboard. This condition can be acute or accidental.

Acute SHIFTLEXIA examples:

"WTF! WHY CAN'T YOU JUST STOP TALKING ABOUT HOW YOU FEEL?!? NO ONE REALLY CARES ABOUT ANYTHING YOU HAVE TO SAY SO JUST SHUT YOUR MOUTH."

Accidental shiftlexia examples:

"You n))b" instead of "You n00b"

by Joshua 'Z' Hernandez January 14, 2008

sift flour

sift flour

(verb)-said of a conversation, an activity, a book or a movie: to become dull, boring, meaningless, and/or redundant

Sequels to great Hollywood classics are not as juicy because, more often than not, they sift flour.

by Sexydimma August 27, 2013

spift

when you're kinda high

*takes a hit of a blunt*
"Bruh, I feel funny..."

"You're spifted dude 😂"

by Anales May 18, 2016

Sift

To put flour through a sieve in order to separate the fine from the coarse particles.

Now we sift the flour,and mix it with the warm water,mixed with salt,sugar,olive oil, and knead it until it becomes a dough.

by BlackPohatu October 23, 2016

shifty snake

Able to lose your boner while having sex and is still able to cum

During sex Kyle gave me the shifty snake, he was hitting all my good spos

by Shifty snake February 4, 2017

Burp Shifting

Making noises with your mouth and throat that replicate those that would be made by a motor vehicle (typically a dirt bike).

"weeeawheeeeeee wewewwwwwwweee"

"Yo that's some nice burp shifting right there"

by Lord McTatertots July 26, 2007

Bi-Shiftual

Someone who types using both the left and right shift keys.

Ben first realised he was Bi-Shiftual while writing a letter using alternate hands.

by TwilightFan42 January 9, 2011