a term that adequetly describes an individual(generally a male) who exerts strong effort towards his appearance, perhaps strong enough to make him GQ cover-worthy thus giving him the ever prized GQ Statis.
by chemstock May 25, 2007
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Fabio stared at his facebook page, searching for the words that might make his life seem interesting, but he was statustumped.
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The attempt to sound intelligent through the use of meaningless statistics that you yourself do not understand. This trait is most often observed in politicians, sportscasters and law school students.
After watching the presidential debate, I was overwhelmed by the level of statistication shown by both candidates.
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Get the stanist mug.The sense of euphoria one gets when one sub-contracts some work of a complex / technical / statistical nature to a colleague or external company / consultancy and what you received back was of a very high level of quality, and you were very satisfied with the outcome.
eg work involving decisions and methodology associated with the sampling of persons to take part in Surveys or the analysis of survey data (Multivariate or Conjoint).
"The Supermaket Consumers Segmentation Analysis was done to a high degree of Statisfaction"
"The Supermaket Consumers Segmentation Analysis was done to a high degree of Statisfaction"
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noun
Statistician as a slang word can be positive or negative depending on the situation, or upon the use in a given situation.
1. An expert in the creation of Facebook statuses, or someone who posts statuses way to frequently and of nothing important.
2. Someone who verbalizes statistics acting to be a know-it-all, or someone who is actually very knowledgeable.
noun
Statistician as a slang word can be positive or negative depending on the situation, or upon the use in a given situation.
1. An expert in the creation of Facebook statuses, or someone who posts statuses way to frequently and of nothing important.
2. Someone who verbalizes statistics acting to be a know-it-all, or someone who is actually very knowledgeable.
Positive uses of the above:
1. "Wow man your Facebook statuses are the best, your like a statistician or something!"
2. "I never knew you were so smart dude, what are you a statistician or something?!
Negative uses of the above:
1. "What are you some kind of statistician, what's with all your Facebook posts?!"
2. "All right I get the picture, what are you a f*cking statistician?!"
1. "Wow man your Facebook statuses are the best, your like a statistician or something!"
2. "I never knew you were so smart dude, what are you a statistician or something?!
Negative uses of the above:
1. "What are you some kind of statistician, what's with all your Facebook posts?!"
2. "All right I get the picture, what are you a f*cking statistician?!"
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AP statistics hard.
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