Saaifa

Saaifa can come of as a cold person but inside she is really caring . She usually keeps her thoughts to herself , but when it comes to the people she's closest with she doesn't mind having a chat with them. She is hardworking and determined , but also makes it a priority to ensure she's up to date about the latest news , whether it be the news or a new movie. Saaifa is highly intelligent and probably has an IQ of 100+ , she has a lot of contextual knowledge and is a useful friend. For example if there is uncertainty around a particular topic , ask saaifa and she will confirm it , however she's not perfect , and rarely makes mistakes . She is precise and sharp and shows no competitiveness , and is supportive to the people she cares for. Occasionally she can get a bit riled up , and snap at you , but don't take it to heart , she'll usually apologise :) As well as that saaifa can often have a facade and rarely if not ever shows her emotions (for example you'll probably never see her cry). She can pretend to be intrigued in a completely irrelevant conversation , (if she cares for you) . Overall saaifa is a cool person , who you do not want to mess with , she won't mind throwing a few insults around , and she does not give a damn about who you are. Just know she's a nice person once you get to know her! Also her favourite colour is pink and she's a girly girl :P

Wow , she's so intelligent ! I can't believe she got into oxford ! Who is she ?
Oh that girl ? She's Saaifa !
Oh my god , I feel so jealous , I want to kill her , she took my spot !
Oh , don't even , she'll basically destroy you !
Hmm , whatever

by 7834633012 May 7, 2019

saifu

a simp mixed with a waifu(its just something raandom-)

idk what a saifu actually is lmaoo

by Gabbie? January 10, 2021

Staff Suasuage

Army slang for a Staff sergeant that hates their life and probably hates you

Staff Suasuages wife left him last night so he's a bit pissy

by Aperson124 October 19, 2021

Stafarboo

Someone who says that they are a homosexual as a joke so no one realises that they actually are

Johnny is such a Stafarboo! Who does he think he's fooling?

by Babbaboey April 15, 2022

stafro

A pirate that is injury prone and tends shiver due to harsh climate

Damn what a stafro

by Maroky April 22, 2022

Saif

\س•ي•ف\

Saif is a sarcastic guy of every group who is broken from inside yet always makes other laugh.

Girl 1: What type of boys do you like ?
Girl 2: A boy like saif.

by Black Niggachu March 31, 2023

The Stafford Look

when a young male scholar attends Stafford University, his first goal is that of procreation. This task requires much undertaking, and mimicking the peacock, the Stafford male scholar attempts to copulate by employing the "Stafford look". This involves donning tight jeans, and comical t-shirts displaying ironic wording and symbols, and shite hair; whilst pleading (via facebook, text, and email) and attempting Jedi Mind Tricks (via facebook, text and email). Due to an inadequate ratio of females to males, the young male Stafford scholar faces an impossible task, and will must likely copulate with his own hand whilst thinking about his mother. The Stafford look is therefore, genrally worn, by wankers. Usually found in their environment (their room)due to being allergic and scared of everything.

I tell you it was awkward, he was creeping at me with the Stafford look, I knew I had to get out of there.

by Neffinski December 25, 2013