stool eater

A slut who's vagina is so loose and flappy that when she sits on a bar stool her pussy devours it like a starved ethiopian.

Dude why is she sitting on the floor...shes not. shes a stool eater, her pussy just ate the bar stool!

by Collin Danaher April 8, 2006

Stoolcat

Noun.) A dump so large that it piles up in the toilet to the point it breaks the surface of the water resembling a cat sitting on a stool. Furthermore a Stoolcat can be sub-categorized depending on its physical attributes. i.e. The Calico Stoolcat (Corn and Water Chestnuts) The Siamese Stoolcat (Grey in color) etc.

Example 1:

Shawn: "Dude, was that you that just left a stoolcat in my toilet?"

Mike: " Ha! Yeah, i know how much you love those little guys!"

Example 2:

Jake: "Oh my god I have to crap so bad i bet i'll leave a stoolcat!"

by MikeyRef February 4, 2010

STOOL SPANGLER

A device used to brighten up a rather boring poo with glitter. (also known as a Glitter Shitter)

"My god jeff, look at that gift that the neighbours dog has left on our lawn".... "Dont you worry my dear, ill go get my stool spangler".

by The Colster August 17, 2006

Stooling

Just like a security guard sitting on a stool, the act of waiting around in case shit goes down.

"Slow down, there's a cop stooling up ahead."

by D-Funk 777 January 3, 2012

stoolup

to take bowel movement

i need to stoolup before i shit my pants!

by dave huff August 2, 2006

stool status

the consistency of your shit

"How is your stool status today?"

by ahymusic October 8, 2017

Stooling

To defecate on an automobile

He needs a stooling after taking the Zombie Fuds job

by TheNobz December 9, 2017