2 definition by Collin Danaher

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A slut who's vagina is so loose and flappy that when she sits on a bar stool her pussy devours it like a starved ethiopian.
Dude why is she sitting on the floor...shes not. shes a stool eater, her pussy just ate the bar stool!
by Collin Danaher March 28, 2006

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When a woman give a man a hand job but with her feet
dude you know that chic from the bar yeah, well she 50-50'ed me under the table last night
by Collin Danaher March 29, 2006

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