Squelch

To shit, queef and belch at the same time.

Réénéé squelched in her boyfriend’s bathroom

by CharlieRomeo November 16, 2021

Squeech

The noise a wedding ring makes when you take it off to cheat while on deployment.

Did you hear about SPC Squeech and that SSG?.

by CPL Danger Dan December 6, 2021

Squench

To draw up one’s shoulders together in glee. Sometimes can include drawing up the fists under the chin with shoulders.

Stacey giggled and squenched, watching the sprinkles fall on her strawberry ice cream cone.

by Alycat9 December 6, 2021

Squench

To draw up one’s shoulders together in glee. Sometimes can include drawing up the fists under the chin with shoulders.

Stacey giggled and squenched, watching the sprinkles fall on her strawberry ice cream cone.

by Alycat9 December 6, 2021

squemch

To kiss

"Dang wuv i could use a squemch" *squemches*

by Definitiondude76x February 26, 2022

Squelch

An onomatopoeia of the sound of a man's balls being crushed. Used primarily to indicate a feeling emasculation or otherwise general discomfort.

"Go squelch yourself" - A pejorative comment to another person, synonymous with "go f**k yourself"
"Ah squelch" - After something bad happens, synonymous with "Ah f**k"

by Darryl Evans May 5, 2022

Squelch-monsters

Strange noises & sounds heard when occupying a cb radio, involving major static. Within the static, if you've been subjected to sleep deprivation ,which can cause you to hallucinate ,you may begin to hear strange people talking strange things. It's a very strange type of experience.

That chick was high on drugs & begin to hear squelch monsters & didn't realize she only needed to turn the channel dial on the cb radio back to ch 19 to get clear output & not hear them squelch-monsters provide such distorted content.

by Isris~Sebastián July 22, 2022