spitball

The most ingenious projectile weapon known to man. Commonly created by taking a small piece of paper that had been balled and moistened in the mouth, placing a thin tube to the lips (such as a plastic straw or broken pen), and blowing so that the projectile passes through the tube at a high velocity until impacting in a vivid display of saliva. Over the years, the spitball has become one of the greatest threats to teachers, school administrators, nerds, and obese girls everywhere. Attempts have been made to limit the spread of this dangerous weapon, but the spitball remains prevalent because of how easy it is to create, use, and conceal.

"Oh man, Justin hit Allie in the ear with a spitball. The teacher is still trying to find out who did it!"

"Ha ha... my Dad told me about how he used to shoot spitballs into nerds' eyeglasses. That weapon is timeless."

by little geek January 28, 2006

spite invite

To invite someone to an event with the main purpose of getting back at someone else who you are feeling spiteful towards, rather than because you actually want them there.

Example A:
Kevin: Do you want to be my date for Kitty's wedding?
Scotty: Oh, how appealing, a spite invite?

-- Brothers & Sisters, after Kevin finds out his boyfriend hasn't called him or left him any messages.

Example B: Your sibling pisses you off, so you go and invite their biggest enemy to your family party just to annoy your sibling. That would be a spite invite.

by Sayle September 25, 2008

spit magic

To really flirt or hit on a girl

Peyton is spitting magic at Hannah

David go spit magic at Mercedes

Zach spit his magic all over Vania like a wizard

by Papa Pimp Mcnasty December 26, 2010

Spitfire

Someone that's wild & free, & that can say what he/she wants to say without a care in the world...Also, someone whose angry words sting like fire...In some cases, can be considered a Cimarron....also, considered strong emotionally & spiritually...Someone who you don't want to be on the bad side of...someone whose angry words are like fiery ice...Fiery

That girl is a total Spitfire!!...Her words sting like fiery ice!...Don't ever get on her bad side!

by Cimmy Mae May 3, 2008

Dip spit

Excess saliva caused by dipping tobacco, sometimes spat into a container for safe-keeping.

"coming home from Iraq to find one of the canteens had been full of dip spit for 7 months. You can imagine... "

by bigbinty August 16, 2008

Spit in my mouth

To quite literally spit in someone's mouth i.e. trading saliva during a kiss

Person1:"Spit in my mouth daddy"

by Psychosomatic January 28, 2021

spit the winkle

When someone sticks a garden hose up their ass & fills up their intestines with water, walks like a duck to their nearby target, and launches the high pressure stream of water out of their ass...ideally hitting someone in the face.

It was deemed that no example is needed for the term Spit the Winkle.

by Four Balls October 19, 2006