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sofforwet

The most attractive man known across this planet. Even his master rival: girlthatfarts, is jealous of him. He has done such wonders for this world and continues to do so!
"Omg have you heard about sofforwet? I heard he just solved yet another global crisis!"
by a_gasket March 8, 2021
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oo jah cum spiff

Wodehousian slang for ok, cool, etc
I thought everything was oo jah cum spiff between you and Biffie.
by Lionél Dripps April 15, 2004
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spaff mining

what someone does after fucking with out a condom and does not want a sprog so they finger out all the spaff and eat it. you can practcie on a nice juicy creame egg
james: i was spaff mining in some minger last night as i didnt want to have to pay child support
by dave February 21, 2005
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snoff

Short for the phrase "suck a nigga off". It can be used as a descriptive pronoun, to a verb, or to describe the physical act of performing oral sex. It can be used as a one sentence question, or even a rhetorical question if the receiver understands the terminology and accepts.

Adding an -er to the word snoff can also be a semi-derogatory word for describing a young, brainless female who sucks a lot of dick, and who will most likely suck yours.
"Snoff?"

"I got some good snoff last night."

"Damn, girl you know how to snoff."

"That chick is such a snoffer."
by Crystina April 20, 2007
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Spaffle

A random word that is used as a random word when someone asks you to say a random word
Spaffle,(Spaf-ul) "say a random word"

"Spaffle"
by Alex Turb April 21, 2007
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Spaff n back pabb

Where the act of spaff n pabbing is prohibited due to the lack of front pubes usually caused by excessive spaff n pabbing
The act of spaff n back pabbing is the use of bum pubes as a substitute for regular pubes
Yeah I spaff n back pabbed this slut so my wife wouldent notice the lack of front pubes
by The Jeddi May 10, 2010
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Snoffle

The nasty shit that sticks on the fenders of your car in winter. Consists of slush, snow, ice...
Damn snoffle, it looks like shit.
by Trent Nelson May 13, 2005
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