Louisianna Brown Socking 

This first originated in backwoods Louisianna where a young confused Micheal Lincher, after being profusely beaten by his mother, then proceeded to brown sock his mother. First perform a bowel movement into a long tube sock.(soccer socks are also good)Then run at your victim twirling the sock in a circular, battle ready motion. Let loose on the persons face with a deafening blow. For a more "explosive" impact, use panty hose.

Take this Micheal Dorn ! ! !!!! ! HYAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Louisianna Brown Socking by Tyler Martin October 3, 2003

Shocking Angelo 

To extremely stimulate a female's clit into bursting load of vaginal cum.

I was surprised that my boyfriend knew how to do the shocking angelo, he made my pussy squirt waves of cum like a tsunami!

Shocking Angelo by bangbus November 19, 2007

Chiches Shocking 

When you are doing something and your breasts get shocked.

Also known as "Breast shockage, boobie shocking"

Ale: "I leaned over to unplug something from my brothers computer, which would mean my boobs are near the P.C., and I couldn't read what it said on one of the wires in back, so I leaned closer and shocked my boobs."

Bryan: "You mean your Chiches were Shocking? Like, Chiches Shocking?"

Chiches Shocking by drgnballz October 8, 2008

hillbilly stocking stuffer 

the act of cramming ones penis into a small animal such as a squirrel or ferret and then stuffing it into a womens vagina. this is prefferably done wile the animal is still alive and the women is asleep.

dude i gave this chick a hillbilly stocking stuffer at this party last night, i think it gave her rabies!

hillbilly stocking stuffer by kinitsu hayabusa November 24, 2010

Stocking Stuffer 

Someone who wears an X-mas stocking,panty hose, or sock on their dick during sex.

With an old jerk sock around his knob, Tony declared himself a stocking stuffer and proceeded to make love to his wife.

Stocking Stuffer by [VBM] December 7, 2006

shocking language video 

Advertisements of Spanish women with large breast.

*sees ad: shocking language video*

Chick looks old, but damn does she sure have large breasts.

shocking language video by Matthew the Alchemist October 10, 2013

shockings

Shockings n. An article of clothing such as stockings or spandex leggings that produce a feeling of shock, awe, and/or nausea.

You should have seen the shockings she was wearing. It was like she was walking around with no pants. And at a baby shower, of all places!

shockings by pir8matt June 2, 2011