splaunch

(verb) Propulsion through the power of ejaculation.

I splaunched her across the room.

by Masstiker April 21, 2008

splinge

A split fringe. A fringe that has split into sections due to high amounts of moisture or oil in it.

That girl has a bit of a splinge going on right now... Someone hand her a comb!

by 123unicornflavouredicecream May 31, 2014

spain

A country BIGGER AND RICHER than Portugal.
We rather prefer bullfighting than school shooting.

People don't eat tacos, and don't wear ridiculous mexican hats.

We hate french people too

- Have you ever been to Spain?
- Spain? the country that ruled Portugal for almost one century???

by OscarBcn July 21, 2005

splank

Use of Funk to free minds and behinds from constipated notions; anti-spank

star child iz gonna splank yo ass silly

by bootsy collins April 16, 2003

splaknook

This refers to when you jerk off in your hand and fling your wad onto your sleeping girlfriend's back.

Joe: Did you do anything last night?

Dave: No, just went home and splaknooked my girlfriend.

by j-dags August 11, 2006

splangy

great, awesome.

Man that new car of yours is splangy

by acme420 September 10, 2003

Splanking

Sexual poisition:

The girl lays stretched out, face down on the bed (like a 'plank'); the guy straddles her and enters her from above and behind; his balls spank her ass with each thrust. Spanking + plank = Splanking! This position makes the pussy truly tight!

Bro 1: All chicks I have fucked love splanking!

Bro 2: What's splanking?

Bro 1: It's my signature move! The chick lies down like a plank and my balls spank her while I fuck her from behind!

Bro 2: That must make her pussy super tight.

Bro 1: That's the point!

by MOCO & P-Phat March 27, 2012