ass spatula

when your ass is full of crap and you cant make it come out so you use a spatula

Gregory, get me the ASS SPATULA i cant seem to get this shit off.

by the magical flying canon man March 4, 2003

Spatula

(Also called flip phone) a man makes a curve of his thumb and middle finger, jamming them into the anus and vagina of a girl and then forcibly flipping her over by this hold. Usually in preparation of unwanted anal or doggy style sex.

Aj: Last night was amazing dude. mike: what happened with you and ginger dude? aj: i totally spatula'd That slut bag! logan: shit you have her a fat flip phone eh? aj: ya then i suprised her with some gross butt sex and a shit covered houdini! aj's father: good god son! ill nub you if you touch her gross infected ass again.

by ajgamerguy July 11, 2007

spatchulate

To use the kitchen utensil to please ones sexual needs

Lets just hope that spatchula dont rust off your luv juices !!!

by Twiggy August 3, 2004

Cunt Spatula

When a man/woman licks an dirty vagina with toilet paper remains stuck to the vagina. Considered a insult to both the person licking the vagina and the person who`s vagina is being licked.

EX:Jenny was a Cunt spatula last night.
EX:Greg is a Cunt Spatula.

by Middle Morgan S April 26, 2009

SPACTULARSPUDNEOUSCAILOUS

A word defining a great movie such as that of My Sassy Girl

Wow, this matrix movie is quite SPACTULARSPUDNEOUSCAILOUS!

by Poop August 8, 2003

Spatula

A straight woman who either decides to attempt to "flip" a gay man straight or the last woman to date a gay man before he comes out.

Becky met Scott in a gay bar. She is such a spatula!

by HelenTheRaccoon May 28, 2014

count spatula

some crazy cartoon of mine including a giant creature made out of spatulars

shhhiutttttttt it after meeeee. arrrghh

by aidan sucks cock March 2, 2004