Spasing

To turn something of value into drugs or money, ultimately making it disapear.

Stop spasing all your shit!

by Matt Mutinous May 18, 2018

Peepee spanking

-the act of chewing someone out.

-the act of yelling at someone for something they did wrong
-the act of reprimanding

"I showed up late for work and my boss gave me a peepee spanking for it".

"When I got home my dad spanked my peepee after seeing my report card".

by Testicular Tyler February 19, 2019

spanking

A description of remarkable high quality and style; implying significant gratification to be had from the described object.

Taken and enhanced from the old fashioned version meaning "very" - (i.e. "Brand Spanking New") and combining it with the sexual nature of the act of spanking - there is an erotic edge to this word.
As if that which you are describing will give you some form of sexual pleasure, either express or implied.

Hey - your boots are totally spanking!

Wow, that new album is spankingly good!

by malc December 7, 2004

Spanking Spoons

A metaphor for homosexual sex.

Man, Todd and Jim were spanking spoons all night long!

by Skiddy March 8, 2005

spanking the kitty

Lady masturbation.

Ewe! Your fingers stink! It smells like you were just spanking the kitty!

by tonyfamous October 4, 2010

Spanking the ham

Female masturbation. AKA: flicking the bean, tossing the tuna salad

Clarice: I'm so tired today, I was up all night spanking the ham to salt bae
Renalda: I feel you sister, I was up all night spanking the ham to fan fiction of Zac Efron and Aaron Carter!
Clarice: Let's spank each other's ham right now

by LushMops August 28, 2017

spanking horse

A piece of furniture used in bdsm that the sub is strapped to and then spanked

Kate was tied down on their spanking horse and Bob spanked her & spanked her while Kate moaned.

by SshhCaty January 15, 2014