Spanish Taxi

When you're having anal sex with a chick who's on all fours, and she's crawling forward slowly to compensate for your thrusts, thereby transporting you around the bedroom, kitchen, etc.
Dude, when I was with Maria last night, she totally had me in the Spanish Taxi.

Hey, did you hear about Julie? They say she's a real Spanish Taxi Driver.
by curtHendzell June 01, 2010
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Spanish Effect

Whenever the number of spanish speakers is more than 50%, and they start speaking spanish amongst them, not realizing you don't understand shit of it.
Bob: I was chatting over coffee with Pepe, Juan and Manolo, and they suddenly started speaking spanish among them!

Jim: OMG! You were a victim of the Spanish Effect!
by theidiot October 04, 2009
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Spanish Muffler

When a girl is having VIOLENT diarrhea and you shove your penis in her ass to plug it and the diarrhea squirts everywhere.
My girlfriend ate some bad sandwich meat and it gave her the Spanish Muffler
by elf warrior 2000 December 01, 2009
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spanish blindfold

When a man rests his ballsack on the eyelids of his girlfriend, resulting in temporary blindness for her, but pleasure and ammusement for him.
'I can't believe Dave Bowers just totally gave his girlfiend a Spanish Blindfold - she was balllldeep blind!!'
by Will Atkinson March 13, 2008
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learn Spanish

Advice given or efforts made for a person to better communicate with people who primarily speak Spanish. Allows improved communication with co-workers, customers, employees or anybody you meet who mainly speaks Spanish.
My first language wasn't English and wasn't Spanish. My dadsuggested I learn Spanish since so many people in our community are Spanish-speaking.

I was in a bank in Phoenix the other day where 95% of the people were speaking Spanish. Many were probably bilingual but I decided to take a class to learn Spanish anyway.
by yes juanito yes November 16, 2014
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Spanish Sex

The act of sex where a guys cock is stimulated between a girls boobs.
Put your cock between her boobs and go for it
by Drew November 24, 2004
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Spanish cousins

By dating a mans ex you become Spanish cousins.
Mike - hey Vince, how are you doing man?
Vince - good man, Mike right?
Mike - ya. I used to date your ex wife. We are basically related. They call that Spanish cousins man.

Vince - right...
by Emerald_lass May 07, 2013
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