Softball

A sport meant for girls to show boys how it is done. Softball is for girls who are very athletic and not girly.

Guy 1: Dude! Did you see that softball player?? She is so good

Guy 2: Yeah.... they are all like that. If you wanna date someone, date a softball player.

by spørty May 14, 2019

softball tourettes

When you get a good pitch in softball and promptly proceed to make out, and you start dropping f-bombs at everybody.

Ump: "Hey, no cursing or I'll throw you out of the game!"

Coach: "It's not his fault. He has softball tourettes."

by Banks246 September 30, 2008

softball pitcher

gay

you know that softball pitcher name lexi?
yeah, GAYYYY

by savagery05 April 25, 2017

softbag

A word used to describe a man's testical sack. Used as a put-down for a real douche bag.

Peter told my mom about the time we Abe Lincolned, what a softbag!!!

by Tammy J. July 7, 2005

soopbabble

The exclamation that one of the Nazi soldier in the classic FPS game Wolfenstein used to say when he saw you.

One of the oldest computer gaming memories I have is of my brother running through the mazes of Wolfenstein on his 486 and shooting down soldiers that would yell out "Soopbabble!" and then start shooting loudly at him. That game was totally awesome. For a walk down memory lane download that very compact-sized game and have a blast dude.

by Adel7 September 22, 2007

stootbandicoot

A term for a super awesome girl, who is super awesome. This girl is awesome because she is super hot and has super powers, including (but not limited to) flying, levitation, x-ray vision, and ESP.
There are two personality types a "stootbandicoot" can have. These personality types correspond to a game that the "stootbandicoot" owns at. This game is Crashbandicoot (how predictable).
Personality Types:
1. Crash - intelligent, strong, can use spin attack, high jumper, can slide attack, belly flop, loves Wumpa Fruit
2. Coco - genius, always on the laptop or operating a viechle, good at hacking, loves Karate movies, can create a shockwave by stomping her feet

That super awesome hot girl just flew and jumped and when she landed, she generated a shockwave. That stootbandicoot is a coco. However, I heard she also loves Wumpa fruit. Thus she must be a crash-coco hybrid. I want her in my pants. Uh-oh, she's probably reading my mind RIGHT NOW, cuz she has ESP.

by stootbandicoot October 29, 2007

shotbash

In the halo series, the act of firing a sniper rifle and meleeing directly after, which if performed correctly, will kill the opponent instantly. Also referred to as a snipedown.

Guy 1: Oh, some dude is coming up back snipe!
Guy 2: Don't worry, i'll give him the shotbash

by Stewartface October 16, 2009