softbag

A word used to describe a man's testical sack. Used as a put-down for a real douche bag.

Peter told my mom about the time we Abe Lincolned, what a softbag!!!

by Tammy J. July 7, 2005

softballer

A girl, usually between ages 12 and 21, who is obsessed with softball. plays at least twice a week, often rejects invitations to hang out because of softball.

girl A: Hey wanna sleep over my house on friday night? theres gunna be mad weed and my parents won't be home.
girl B: can't, sorry, i have a softball tournament all weekend. i'm a go hard softballer.

by SoftballFreak April 28, 2011

suck a softball through a straw

Used to define a girl (or guy) who is so experienced in sucking, it is supposed that she/he could suck anything

That bitch could suck a softball through a straw

by Venix May 27, 2014

National kiss a softball player day

A day where you show love to your favorite softball player, with a kiss on the cheek or lips 😏

November 12th

“ today is national kiss a softball player day”

by Bon Martin October 24, 2019

softball booty

A large booty that developed from playing softball, usually found on taller athletic girls who keep their hair in pony tails and frequently wear yoga pants/shorts.

Me: "Check out the girl on first base."
Friend:"Ugh, not my type."
Me: "With a Softball booty like that?! You're crazy."

by tipshades June 9, 2018

softball player

A girl who, once steps onto the field, is transformed from "daddy’s little girl" to a fierce, unrelenting competitor who will stop at nothing in order to win a game. Characteristically with dirt across her face, ratted, sweaty hair, bloody knees and dirt stained socks and uniform. She's a diligent hard worker who knows the real meaning of teamwork, spirit, and fearing nothing. Contradictorily she personifies all this while she still wears cute, color coordinated hair ribbons and sleeve stripes.

Did you see that chick?
Yea shes a total softball player look at her tan line

by Jessie Fay October 28, 2008

softball

where girls kick ass

playing their hardest and wining

by jesse koepal September 14, 2004