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Snape killed Dumbledore

An expression inspired by the 2005 internet fad around the Harry Potter and the Half-Blood prince in which the character Snape kills Dumbledore.

"Snape killed Dumbledore" is closest in meaning to shit happens or I don't give a shit and is is used as an unsympathetic comeback, similar to Jesus wept.
Guy 1: "Balls. I just failed another Calc test. Another, and I'll fail the class."
Guy 2: "Snape killed Dumbledore, you know? You always complain about failing classes, why don't you study for once?"
by Ben Dover! May 26, 2006
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Dumber Than Snape

One who is the dumbest of the dumb, dumber than anyone else by comparison.
Becky thinks that Boston is a state! Man, she's dumber than Snape.
by The Goddamn Batcolin January 4, 2012
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Voldemort Kills Snape

A major spoiler for the final Harry Potter book. Someone managed to get Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows early, and scanned every single page of it. A complete spoiler list was uploaded to Ebaumsworld, and from there people dressed up as Nigras and spoiled the entire series ending for fans.

This event was almost exactly like the "Snape kills Dumbledore" phenomenon.
ATTENTION SHOPPERS: Voldemort kills Snape!
by nigrajones July 18, 2011
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Snape Killed

When you kill someone to deceive your dark overlord into trusting you so that you can back stab him or her.
I know it was wrong to of Snape killed him but I had to do it, you know we can't live under his supremacy anymore.
by Shadow00Mage February 1, 2019
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severus snape

the hottest fucking man in the entire series of harry potter
i’m such a simp for severus snape
by shitpisskink January 28, 2021
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Snape-killed

When you kill your alie to prove your loyalty to your dark overlord who you are a tripple agent of.
Snape Snape-killed Dumbledore.

Sorry for spoilers
by Ann O'nymous April 24, 2018
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Snape Killing

Snape Killing, also known as Snaping or snaped- Killing someone to deceive your dark overlord into thinking you are their ultimate agent.
Snape killing was the downfall of Voldemort
by Striking October 7, 2016
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