smudge

To smear, spread, or rub ones feces on the seat of the toilet after using the restroom. Whether it be by accident or purposely, the skidmark like substance left behind is to be known as a smudge.

Can you believe she smudged again?! Gross!

by Tcock March 19, 2008

Smudge

Smudge, or smudging is when someone takes a poo into a plastic bag and then puts it into the freezer. When the poo is frozen it is then used for bum sex.

Yeah so, I totally smudged her. I ate a big bag of nuts the day before so it had texture for her pleasure.

by Adam Daff April 15, 2011

smudging

the process of "smearing/rubbing" one's energy and love onto someone else's self being (in a romantic way).

It can be a mutual experience or just done from one to another.

This is the elevated synonym of:
crushing
vibing
jonesing

Example: Nick says to Eli " I am totally smudging on your right now"

by NJMEJM October 1, 2018

Captain Smudge

Someone who always has a skid mark in their underwear.

Someone should teach Captain Smudge over there to wipe his ass, or at least wear black underwear!

by Carynmark November 12, 2009

The Driller's Mud

When you have sexual intercourse doggy style and as the girl climaxes you simultaneously snot rocket on her back.

Lil susie rotten crotch was shocked when Bertonio decided to give her the Driller's Mud

by Booger_1337 December 21, 2008

smudgy

When you get so drunk that you fall and smudge your makeup.

Last night I got so smudgy that I fell and smudged my mascara on the wall.

by Moexo March 4, 2016

smudge

The involuntary soiling of one's underwear following a a brief bout of flatulence, paritcuarly after a heavy weekend of booze, drugs and sex.

Phil knew he would have to go home and change after he smudged on the way to work.

by Horace Anthony July 25, 2003