shit shocker

When you Take a shit and look at it and are baffolded how it crawled out your sphinkter.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
....WHEH, im glad thats over
(looking down)
What the shit is that!!!!
Is that possible???
ITS A SHIT SHOCKER!!!!!

by The Andy Man 55 March 13, 2008

Donny Shocker

To place the hand in a two pronged attack.
With two fingers each side (similar to the star trek hand manuvour)
Then insert the fingers into the vagina and anal hole at the same time!
If lubrication is not used it is known as the: dry donny shocker!
this can be a sneak approch or during sex?? ur preferance

granville shocked the barnsley girl in the bus stop!
welcoming her with a donny shocker

by LeeD88 November 15, 2006

slacker's remorse

The guilty feeling you have at the end of a blissful weekend of relaxing when you actually realize how much time was wasted doing nothing vs how much you actually needed to do.

It was a great day at the beach, but I didnt get anything done on my to-do list. Now I am suffering from slacker's remorse.

by MIAMItrendSETTER May 17, 2010

Slacker Ken

When someone who is perceived to be attractive gets away with doing little or no work at the office because of his appearance. See also Slacker Barbie.

I've been requesting forms from Slacker Ken, but he's too busy doing nothing to respond.

by stagename October 7, 2011

shocker pistols

Hand mime of a handgun where the barrel of the gun includes the index, middle, and pinky fingers.

In playing cowboys and Indians, Tim pointed his shocker pistols at me.

by PLPeter December 26, 2013

Socker

A ball in a sock

I made a socker in jail

by Lilho666 July 18, 2019

Stocker

Another word for a “post” on a football goal.

Martin Tyler: “Oh and it’s gone off the Stocker and into the net! What a beautyyyyy!

by MatTheFish April 13, 2020