Fun-Sized

A product that is smaller than its usual size.

Jeffy: You're really short.
Jim: I'm not short, I'm fun-sized!

by tussiez June 7, 2019

fun-sized mommy

The sexiest chick you'll ever fucking see, she'll burn your eyes just by looking at her. She's even sexier than Marigold! Her white drooping pussyflaps are the sexiest size. Her nice sweaty pussy fits the just perfect girth and length of your cock, she's perfect. Her white titties are full of fun, she will come home every night from work just to slightly barely unbutten her shirt to show the tops of her tits, she will make you turn on brighter than the fucking sun. Your dick fits in her cleaveage perfectly, just making it the perfect conditions to cum so far in her throat. She will have you dominate you like a country in WW2. She will ride you SO HARD you will shoot your cum up her gaping white butthole like Hitler shooting the Americans. She will dominate you, she wants you, and you... whoever reading this, deserve the world.

Hey Midas, hows your wife, Marigold?
Me: Oh, Her, Yaah, I found myself a fun-sized mommy last night and I fucking owned that pussy like a monopoly plot.
Hmmm... I'm kinda jealous

Me: Oh you... wanna play??

Her: Oh fun! Whadd'ya have?

Me: *lip bites while blushing*
Her: Ohhh... that game... *strips*

Me: My dick will fit! FUCKIN' FIT I MEAN!

Her: OooooOoOooOOooh Daddy harder... Ohhhhh *squirts*

Me: Well I was gonna make a sextape but I nutted so fast it's a gif. Oh well...

by ☆★Midas★☆ February 3, 2022

Peanut sized brain

A stupid, dumb idiotic person who either is one of the stupid 4 year olds who stare at cocomelon on their mothers phones all day, or idk, something.

That person has a Peanut sized brain!

by Your mum is gay lol October 14, 2022

schwab-sized

something really really small. tiny.

He had a schwab-sized penis.

by yourlame June 10, 2009

Pocket Sized Lesbian

n. Lesbian you just want to stick in your pocket.

Wow Stace, Did you see the majority were pocket sized Lesbians..

She was so cute I just wanted to stick her in my pocket and take her home.

by nixipixi January 27, 2011

sized up

A way of saying a man got a boner, stiffy, erection, etc.

Sized up is a play on the phrase 'siezed up'.

Alexa: I came twice in a row thinking about last night

Jordan: Dayumm I just sized up hard

by Alexob May 19, 2014

sizzed

to be high on marijuana, after ripping a large bong to hard, to the extent that you experience mild hallucinations.

*Girl rips a bong*
Guy: "Hey, what is she doing?"
Girl: *Looking anxiously at her arms* "Ohhh shit! I have bear arms...I should take my coat off, but I can't. I'm soooooo sizzed."
Guy: "You're ok. Here, rip this bong again."
THC weed bong high cashed eyes lit blown baked toasted fried

by ataraxiaaa May 27, 2011