After eating a large amount of Spanish food and while life is fine and dandy you get the "Oh, no" face. And abruptly leaving the table, running to the restroom. Making it to the restroom gliding across the floor as to not have any impact. Once in the stall, you fumble with the pants forgetting how to unbuckle pants as if it were the most impossible task.
Great Success.
Then taking pants and underpants off at same time, once they hit knee area, fully expecting to make it to ankles. But unexpectedly once at the knees, your poor lack of timing causes your tightened sphincter muscles to release. Your only course of action at this point is to attempt sitting before your poop spray coats the walls. But alas, it is too late. There is now a shotgun blast of poop starting on the walls waist level leading to inside the toilet bowl. You continue to finish all of your amazingness into the toilet. After the sweaty unfortunate event, you wipe up your butt as opposed to your neighbors, picking up your pants and leaving the restroom in shame. Anyone else entering the restroom will know that the last person to use this stall was the victim of a mexican shotgun.
Great Success.
Then taking pants and underpants off at same time, once they hit knee area, fully expecting to make it to ankles. But unexpectedly once at the knees, your poor lack of timing causes your tightened sphincter muscles to release. Your only course of action at this point is to attempt sitting before your poop spray coats the walls. But alas, it is too late. There is now a shotgun blast of poop starting on the walls waist level leading to inside the toilet bowl. You continue to finish all of your amazingness into the toilet. After the sweaty unfortunate event, you wipe up your butt as opposed to your neighbors, picking up your pants and leaving the restroom in shame. Anyone else entering the restroom will know that the last person to use this stall was the victim of a mexican shotgun.
by TheRealMascot January 11, 2015
by I, Wreckerrr December 13, 2020
A Shotgun Kiss is made by inhaling weed and then exhaling the smoke into the another persons mouth and the lips touch.
I said I,
I've been waitin' all damn day for you to come on over
Girl come roll this weed up with me, I'm gon' smoke you
Come and gimme shotgun kisses, shotgun kisses, shotgun kisses to me
- Shotgun Kisses by Dizzy Wright.
I've been waitin' all damn day for you to come on over
Girl come roll this weed up with me, I'm gon' smoke you
Come and gimme shotgun kisses, shotgun kisses, shotgun kisses to me
- Shotgun Kisses by Dizzy Wright.
by DizzyDuke August 11, 2013
by SumaDemDer January 12, 2013
also buckshit
a violent blast of diarrhea; more specifically, the crime scene left behind by a squatter in a public stall that resembles the outcome of him/her loading a turd into a shotgun and blasting the wall.
a violent blast of diarrhea; more specifically, the crime scene left behind by a squatter in a public stall that resembles the outcome of him/her loading a turd into a shotgun and blasting the wall.
The worst part about cleaning up after the party was the ladie's restroom... shotgun shit everywhere!
by Herb N. Dictionary October 25, 2002
by Mrs. Dylan O'brien August 8, 2011
1. To ride in the front passenger seat. The phrase is a direct allusion to the armed guard who sat beside the stagecoach driver
2. To keep a watchful eye on something or someone
2. To keep a watchful eye on something or someone
by WebC October 12, 2007