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Mexican Shotgun 

After eating a large amount of Spanish food and while life is fine and dandy you get the "Oh, no" face. And abruptly leaving the table, running to the restroom. Making it to the restroom gliding across the floor as to not have any impact. Once in the stall, you fumble with the pants forgetting how to unbuckle pants as if it were the most impossible task.
Great Success.
Then taking pants and underpants off at same time, once they hit knee area, fully expecting to make it to ankles. But unexpectedly once at the knees, your poor lack of timing causes your tightened sphincter muscles to release. Your only course of action at this point is to attempt sitting before your poop spray coats the walls. But alas, it is too late. There is now a shotgun blast of poop starting on the walls waist level leading to inside the toilet bowl. You continue to finish all of your amazingness into the toilet. After the sweaty unfortunate event, you wipe up your butt as opposed to your neighbors, picking up your pants and leaving the restroom in shame. Anyone else entering the restroom will know that the last person to use this stall was the victim of a mexican shotgun.
I totally Mexican Shotgunned the Denny's bathroom. There were no survivors.
Mexican Shotgun by TheRealMascot January 10, 2015
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mexican shotgun 

when a car has a seat in the middle of the front row between the drives seat and shotgun.
A: "miguel I call shotgun in your gardening truck.

B: ok fernando, I call mexican shotgun.
mexican shotgun by smcforlife October 10, 2004

Mexican Shotgun 

After hitting a marijuana related item, before exhaling, allow a friend to push on your chest with your back flat against the wall. Hold your breath while they are applying pressure, then once you need to breath signal them to let off. Once you exhale, the oxygen traooed in your lungs will race to your brain cause a system overload kinda. In other words super high super fast. Warning - you could possibly black out, have someone their to catch you.
Dude, I gave someone their first Mexican shotgun and they were slumped!
Mexican Shotgun by Kwmsjrownf September 17, 2017

Royal Mexican Shotgun

Noun- The act of draining a Corona beer in someone's ass, and then sucking it out as hard as you can. When the person getting thier ass sucked is ready, they will push (as if taking a shit) and "shotgun" the rest of the beer into the drinker's mouth.
Originally by: DLWJR
During the exciting study group, Martha pulled out a thirty-six of corona, and we decided to take Royal Mexican Shotguns from her ass. During my turn she pushed to early and my chest and mouth were covered in beer and ass juice.
Royal Mexican Shotgun by DLWJR February 17, 2009
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026