schmutz

"Dirt" in German

Schumtzieg is "dirty"

Often used in replace of "dirtbag"

(oomlauts are replaced with an "e" after the vowel)(ie = i + oomlauts)

Kid smoking = a "Fuckin Schmutz"

German, Sie ist sehr schmutzieg
English, You are very dirty

by You dont need to know that November 10, 2007

shmitty

A shmitty is the kind of person who knows how to be easy. They are generally very muscular and work out a lot, and they bench press a lot and brag about it.

They are short but buff.

Cyntatetz bro, don't mess with da shmitty bro.

by DanielIntenseBro March 28, 2007

shmuck

A goat's penis. Also a derogatory yiddish term used to describe a fucking moron.

Boy, that kid sure loves the shmuck.
Your sister is a slutty shmuck-stroker.
Your grandpa is such a drunken old shmuck, I hear he likes little boys.

by SuperShmuck August 27, 2003

the fetsko shmetsko

the art of tonguing a yeast infected vagina while receiving a bilbo bagginsfrom an Ecuadorian chimpanzee named Hector.

Marrrk delivered the dopest fetsko shmetsko to Veronica last night.

by Borton February 2, 2004

Schmutz

The weird, somewhat greasy buildup that occurs on the screen of your cell phone after use

'Dude, your phone is GROSS, wipe that Schmutz off of it before you use it again!

by cuzBcuz67 January 14, 2009

shmutzen

I small flake of food, or a ball of lint, or any other type of residue stuck to a part of the body unknowingly. Synonyms include: blecky, feetadee, or generally schmootz.

"Hey fucker, I told you 20 minutes ago, you got some shmutzen on your lip."

"Chill out swazel, get that blecky on the ground there"

"Hey Jeff, what's that feetadee on the floor? Its on my pants too."

by BraveVT May 24, 2009

shmutz

something gross on one of your belongings

"eeeewwww now I'm all covered in shmutz!!"

by leighton willow writes June 13, 2019