shitfarts

farts that warn of a bowel movement or that a bowel movement is imminent.

ned hadn't shit in two days but had shitfarts before he crapped his pants.

by Jack May 10, 2004

Shitfag

A master of disguise, the shitfag is a cigarette consituted entirely out of shit. These can be used to surprise your friends, annoy your enemies or if your trapped in Mongolia, it is indeed what everyone else is smoking.

Pat: "Oh cheers for the smoke man"
Bob: "It's my pleasure, i couldn't finish the whole pack off anyways..."
*Bob walks off*
Ben: "Dude, you just totally Shitfagged Pat. NICE!"
Bob: "HIGH FIVE."

by Timmy_222 May 11, 2009

john shitcock

To sign your name, using your penis as a pen, and feces as ink.

I took it out of her ass and signed my John Shitcock on her back.

by Daniel Riggs June 20, 2007

Shitface Drunk

When you are drunk off you ass and what not!

Hey is it time to drive? NO 'CAUSE I AM SHITFACE DRUNK!

by emily b January 3, 2004

shitfaced

Someone who has had a little to much to drink, or is going to drink till they are fucked up

I'm going to go get shitfaced tonight

by Jebus December 10, 2002

shitcocker

A person who likes it when he gets warm, brown feces all over his dick.

Kyle is totally gay. I know he is a shitcocker.

by farfellseed May 22, 2006

shitfaced cockmaster!

a word originated in the south park movie: bigger, longer, and uncut. Though rarely used as such, it literally translates into one with dung on his face rubbing on a penis, either a human or an animal penis is still in question

Strange how stupid it seems when translated, eh?

by mysteriousman July 19, 2004