shitbird

A racial slur for black people.

I would have taken the Dan Ryan, but its always full of shitbirds.

by The Baron of Beverly December 2, 2007

shitkiss

A kiss by an ass-kisser

She gave me a shitkiss

by A.B.S. May 24, 2004

anti-shittist

See Moses, definition number five.

+ Moses, you're such an elitist.
- No, I'm an anti-shittist.

by IDJ April 13, 2008

shitbits

johnny muffro had huge poo like moles on his face! he he

by Anonymous September 29, 2003

shitbird

someone you know, but do not necessarily like, but cannot seem to get rid of. a "friend" in your group that no one claims to introducing to everyone, an ex-significant other who you still have sexual relations with, or a family member that you feel obligated to invite to get togethers.

friend: "man, who invited Bob to the party?"
other friend: "not me, but someone here had to bring that Shitbird"

dude: "man, it's been a long time since i got any play, im calling what's-her-face"
other dude: "oooooooh, bootycalling the Shitbird!"

uncle: "you know we don't approve of your brother and his 'wife'. why did you bring them to my party?"
nephew: "it's not my fault, he saw me making the beer run, i had no idea i was going to be Shitbirding today!"

by ray bot March 26, 2008

Shitbix

Antonym to sweetbix... In most circumstances, it's used in conjunction, as it can be hard to understand otherwise. Often used (as well as sweetbix) to be purposefully obnoxious, therefore making it amusing, though to some it can be incredibly irritating, so choose your audience wisely. When using it without sweetbix, make sure they have heard of the term 'sweetbix', so that they can see the full beauty, and don't just think you're a dickhead.

Person 1: Man, I just had english.
Person 2: Oh sweetbix!
Person 1: Nah man, actually it was pretty shitbix.
Person 2: Awh. Shitbix.
Person 1: Yeah. But I have math next, so that should be sweetbix!
Person 2: Yeah man, sweetbix.

by mixyourmilkwithmycocopops March 29, 2010

shitbird

anyone who doesn`t agree with your ideas, style, politics, or way of life.

That guy won`t listen to anything I say, what a shitbird.

by frank woods November 6, 2012