Darryl - "dude, I'm scared!
Leroy - "what's up?"
Darryl - "I Sham-wowed some hooker last night."
Leroy - "How?"
Darryl - "We were kissing and ahh...."
Leroy - "Wait! Why would you kiss a hooker?"
Darryl - "Your right...I'm a tool."
Leroy - "Laters!"
Leroy - "what's up?"
Darryl - "I Sham-wowed some hooker last night."
Leroy - "How?"
Darryl - "We were kissing and ahh...."
Leroy - "Wait! Why would you kiss a hooker?"
Darryl - "Your right...I'm a tool."
Leroy - "Laters!"
by darryl&Leroy May 5, 2009
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1. shoving a muffin over your bell end or,
2.ramming a muffin up your vagina.
this sexual act is best when used with chocolate chip.
many men have died trying to perform this act. this is why many porn stars do not attempt it, and it is banned in 477 countries of the world.
1. shoving a muffin over your bell end or,
2.ramming a muffin up your vagina.
this sexual act is best when used with chocolate chip.
many men have died trying to perform this act. this is why many porn stars do not attempt it, and it is banned in 477 countries of the world.
i saw a guy who had shagmuffin. he was dead.
do you want shag muffin? yeah my bell end loves chocolate
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by Lewis Trinder March 10, 2007
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(int.) A general exclamatory term, used in many situations:
1) frustration, as a substitute for "darn" or "rats!"
2) confusion, as a substitute for "huh?" or "what?"
3) ecstacy, as in "OH GOD!"
1) frustration, as a substitute for "darn" or "rats!"
2) confusion, as a substitute for "huh?" or "what?"
3) ecstacy, as in "OH GOD!"
by Gilly Beans October 6, 2009
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She may seem cold but she's quiet the opposite her beauty can stun people into jealousy and fear. Your doing well shahmad carry on going.
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Iconically invented by Casey Dangerous, himself. It is the world's slowest spin move in the game of American Football. It's what you do to play mind tricks on the defender to think you're going to juke the hell out of them and they end up jumping the gun because the spin is so slow.
Iconically invented by Casey Dangerous, himself. It is the world's slowest spin move in the game of American Football. It's what you do to play mind tricks on the defender to think you're going to juke the hell out of them and they end up jumping the gun because the spin is so slow.
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