psycho-semitic

A person who is not jewish or part of the religion of Judaism, but likes to believe they are or celebrates jewish holidays and/or follows their traditions and beliefs (a wannabe).

Most psycho-semitics are cirucumsized.

Michael is a psycho-semitic, he's atheist but he loves to celebrate Hanukah and passover. He wants to convert but he's way too lazy...

by aREALjew October 13, 2011

seminole

A student of Florida State University. Males are identified by their natural superiority in athletics, academics, and appearence. Females by their virtue as well as beauty and high scholarly achievement. Athletic accomplishment include the enslavement of University of Florida by defeating them in five of the past six contests.

The Seminoles did to the Gators what Rome did to Carthage

by Bill May 2, 2004

Semibisexual

Being bisexual but atracted to only one gender.

Imagine being semibisexual.
Thats fucked up.

by WeedSoaker December 7, 2021

seminerd

see also spelling "seminard"
A student who is part of the GATE/Seminar program, who can be either steriotypically nerdy or just plain smart.

Who is that smart kid? Is he in seminar?
Yeah, he's such a seminerd.

by awst ergj April 3, 2009

Seminifirous tablodial buttnoid

One of the little gnomes that live in your colon and push your shit through your system

My seminifirous tablodial buttnoids are working overtime

by Anonymous March 11, 2003

Semenitis

A condition in which a disgusting slut's dirty meat wallet cramps uncontrollably due to the the pressure it has received from years and years of getting blasted by hot and sticky man milk. Also known as a period.

Barbara came to me today complaining about painful cramps. I diagnosed it as a severe case of semenitis. I recommended that the dirty whore stops geting her ax wound pounded and creamed in until it heals.

by jtcjr13 August 6, 2009

Semibisexual

A weird word that liberals use instead of saying straight because they are disappointments to their families.

John: What is your sexuality?
Mark: I’m semibisexual.

John: What does that mean?
Mark: It means I only like the opposite gender.

John: So you’re straight you fucking social reject loser.

by Jk920 May 5, 2021