seductive tits

when a male's chest hair spyrals to seduct the viewer, repulsive to most.

*Please note you must have man boobs to have 'seductive tits'*

wow Hermionie, did you ever noticed that Harry has seductive tits?

by sloncher May 31, 2010

Seduct

The combination of abduct and seduce. Seducing yet abducting. Really sneaky, sly, mischievous style of seducing that almost makes it seem like they're abducting. The stranger offering candy to the child, the child wants it, and goes for it, yet it's still abducting. Basically the same thing, except with seduction and of-age adults.

Incredibly sexy piece of man meat: Hey, how's it going? You wanna go back to my place?
Normal looking girl: ahhh (sound effect for drooling)
Normal looking girl is escorted out by Incredibly sexy piece of man meat.
Normal looking girl 3 hours later: damn, he seducted me.

by Yourmomwhomgoestocollege December 10, 2009

how to seduce allie miller

its very simple to seduce allie miller, shes a crazy kinky bitch. all you have to do is pull out a whip some chains and she'll pop a boner in the blink of an eye. Dont forget to shit on her chest too.

Dude how to seduce allie miller?! i just shit on her chest

by brittany spears crack head bit July 22, 2010

Textual Seduction

To flirt with and/or seduce someone with text messages, whether they are in a relationship or not.

"She might be with him, but she's texting with me, me, meeeee.
We gon' text from the mall, we gon' text while we eat, eat, eaaat.
Cause we're having a Textual Seduction.
Textual Seduction, oh, woah."

by Dave Egner March 8, 2008

Seductified

Being seduced in the changeroom, while chatting nude!
This has happened to all of us at one time or another, the person being seductified usally does not suspect until after the fact. This is what is known as a state of Seductification. This usally passes within a day or so. it is normal and it is ok to cry in the shower, screaming WHY!

So what are you doing for dinner tonight! Asked while naked, i think I ve just been seductified! You know i do have eyes, if you continue you to stare at my unit, I wont say yes.

by pitch26 June 1, 2009

seduction

The fine way of flirting.

Flirt: damn you're hot, girl
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Seduction: All the men in the world dont desirve you, my lady

by Zee Dogg July 5, 2007

seductual

In the act of making some sweet massin sassyness to your woman, showin her yo manliness in full effect as you get erect. Tellin her sweet nothings in her vajayjay while she down with the boogie. This is the essence of seductual.

Oh damn man, you gave that girl a seductual night?

hell ya son

by M to the chizzoi October 4, 2008