Secuntary

Pronounced " Seh-cunt-tary" A word to describe a secretary who is well past her prime. A miserable old, battleaxe that has nothing better to do.

My Secretary is useless, she is such a secuntary.

by laxplayer2 June 28, 2017

Scantied

To fuck something up over and over

He scantied the job again

by Suave master August 14, 2017

secateurs

Secateurs are mini garden shears used to cut back plants from soft plants to hardwood material. Usually consist of having the top blade sharp and the other blunt: depending on the make. They also require the effort of making a fist for it to close.

Secateurs don't need to be sharpened but they may need to be filed if the blade gets stiff.

They also have a habit of getting blunt. Making cuttings a harder job.

Mate 1:
" Hey man i need to borrow one of your secateurs?"

Mate 2:
"Yea there in the shed by the table next to the gloves."

Mate 1:

"No, i mean do you have any good secateurs. One's that actually cut the plants."

Mate 2

*TRIGGERED*

by xzombielegendxx January 29, 2018

SeanTesha

A tall girl who doesn't like sports but everyone always asks do you play basketball. She has dark brown / reddish hair but everyone loves her. She has so many nicknames of which everyone knows.

SeanTesha is a name

by NameDefinitions4L May 20, 2018

Scantless

Someone with a perverted sense of humor

I saw his (scantless) ass running down the street naked.

by Funkstervoxx October 3, 2018

Scantilis

An article of clothing or object that in itself is redundantly scantily and slutty.

Joe take off that scantilis bra.

by Xphalon August 8, 2018

Seanteyl

Seanteyl is an emotional person but fun to hang out with. She will be one the most kindest, funniest, annoying in her own way, and secretive. Watch out when she's mad you will know, don't expect for her to start an argument. Usually level headed and keeps cool. Sometimes a cancer or leo. Kind of quiet until you get to know her. Cheers up others before herself.

"Damnn did you Seanteyl she's the life of the party."

" I think Seanteyls mad at me she won't talk to me"

by Wait_I'm_Typing April 26, 2019