Scumfuck

someone who just acts like a scumbag in general and can never be trusted

Who invited that scumfuck to the party?

by Brother Brad September 6, 2009

scoff

1. to mock someone or otherwise treat them in an offensive manner

2. food

The sooner you finish your scoff, the better.

by Light Joker December 3, 2006

scoffer

Person who lies constantly and tries to make themselves seem cool, also a person who acts different when you are hanging out with him only, then when you are hanging with him in a group.

Gooberface Mcfaggleberry: Man, I am so cool, I totally made out with Hottie McSparklepants last night.
Josh: No you didn't Gooberface...No, you didn't.

by Tyler Sadex May 20, 2004

Scaff

Someone who does not enjoy spending their own money and tries to get money or goods off of other people.

Can be used as a noun or a verb. As an adjective it is 'scaffy'.

Verb: "Maw, gonna let us scaff twen'y poun'?"
Noun: "Haw you, ya scaff!"
Adjective: "That's pure scaffy, stealin' a wee boy's bike."

by Maggie Nixx July 21, 2008

scurf

The real definition of a scurf is someone who farts in the bathtub and smells the bubbles when they rise and burst. Or a verb ti describe the action.

Man, that guy is a real scurf!
I was scurfing as I was bathing last night.

by Jump the shark February 23, 2009

scumfuck

G G Allin

G G Allin is THE scumfuck.

by W¡ll¡ªM May 28, 2003

scuffers

An amusing victorian phrase for the
the police, the Old bill, the bizzies etc.

'quick bunny old chap let us abscond, the Scuffers will arrive forth-with'

by bigmeuprudeboy September 18, 2003