schmittle

A person with a high-pitched or annoying voice.

You sound like a schmittle right now.

by stumm227 May 8, 2010

Schmitt's Law

A physical property of cables to tangle if left unattended.

According to schmitt's law, if you leave two or more cables unattended for a period of time, they will become tangled by the time you return.

by Sir Isaac Schmitt June 22, 2011

Schmitting

To Masturbate heavily for hours.

Adverse side effects may include loss of functional grip strength.

After Schmitting for hours my phone died and I had to switch to my laptop

by Howling Mad Murdock June 15, 2019

Schmitzed

The act of being untruthful in regards to ability while competing in a competition. Sandbagging to a large extent which may cost you friends and or associations with a group.

We got schmitzed in our match today. There is no way that guy plays to a 18 handicap when he shoots 83 and makes sand shots like that.

by ###LL$*EI December 3, 2019

Schmitties

Big Jugs

DAMMMMMMMM! She got dem SCHMITTIES! Let me JIGGLE dem SCHMITTIES real quick!

by goatminam January 28, 2021

Joseph Schmitz

Someone who puts their grasses on.

Put your grasses on nothing will be wrong Joseph Schmitz.

by Guts kun May 20, 2018

Dirty Schmitty

When you get so Schmitfaced and you're wasted and ready to fuck but you pass out with your dick in your hand and ramen noodles in the microwave.

He got drunk as fuck again and pulled another Dirty Schmitty

by TrollToll66 June 25, 2019