verb. to get rid of something undesirable (e.g. a task or object) by placing the responsibility or burden on someone else, usually a tool or a sucker, especially through trickery or manipulation, resulting in lulz. similar to "pawn off," but more casual and fun.
"dude, weren't you carrying the camping tent?"
"nah, i told nate i had to go take a leak and schluffed that heavy fucker off onto him."
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"why am i the god damn designated driver tonight?? i need to find a way to schluff this shite off onto someone..."
or
"dude, where's your girlfriend?"
"i got sick of her naggin at me all the time, so i schluffed her off onto some grungy hobo at the gas station"
"nice"
"nah, i told nate i had to go take a leak and schluffed that heavy fucker off onto him."
or
"why am i the god damn designated driver tonight?? i need to find a way to schluff this shite off onto someone..."
or
"dude, where's your girlfriend?"
"i got sick of her naggin at me all the time, so i schluffed her off onto some grungy hobo at the gas station"
"nice"
by phallustexas June 13, 2009
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Someone who takes the easy way out of everything.
a pointless, directionless, good for nothing.
Someone who takes the easy way out of everything.
a pointless, directionless, good for nothing.
by Mike Early May 19, 2006
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by Asshole.1234 May 25, 2018
Get the Schlumped mug.A schlubb is a schmoe about to die of sloth. A schlubb is one lazy mutha effa. See "a bump on a log."
by cMo March 20, 2005
Get the schlubb mug.a crude slag term for bobbing on the knob. ie a blowjob or blow/hand job done while wearing a kilt. you must complete the blowjob with a cum shot to the FACE! (extra points for eye shots)
oh the other day i was wearing me kilt and i got the best "hob schlob on a bob knob"... i gave her the biggest facial i think has ever cum outa me knob!!! even got her with a good one to the eye, for good measure of course.
by William, SleepingWith September 30, 2010
Get the Hob schlob on a bob knob mug.when a person is worst than a slob. the "sch" sound is to intensify the sloppiness of the person in question (ex.1). To further intensify the word, elongate the first syllable to desired intensity.(ex.2)
Its origin has been credited to a Tara Fitzbooty for her everlasting thirst for beer and her uncontrollable hunger for Wendy's.
Its origin has been credited to a Tara Fitzbooty for her everlasting thirst for beer and her uncontrollable hunger for Wendy's.
(ex.1) Tara drank all of our beer and wants someone and drive her fat gut to wendy's!! what a Schlob!!
(ex.2) Jason: Tara was blowing chunks and farting on dave's porch the other night!
Kyle: what a fucking Sssccchhhlob!!
(ex.2) Jason: Tara was blowing chunks and farting on dave's porch the other night!
Kyle: what a fucking Sssccchhhlob!!
by jayfred June 6, 2004
Get the schlob mug.to wear the most daggy comfortable clothes you have and have a lazy day at home. usually happens on a weekend, specifically Sunday. you do not care how feral you look, what house work needs doing, where anybody is or what they are doing. the kids could be setting fire to the yard and you would not care. only the television, your book or facebook matters. if it is out of your reach it does not exist (chocolate or beer being the exception).
its too cold to go out today, i think a schlubb day is in order.
i'm not visiting your mother i'm having a schlubb day and that's it!!!
it's been a long week at work, i'm staying in and being schlubb today.
i'm not visiting your mother i'm having a schlubb day and that's it!!!
it's been a long week at work, i'm staying in and being schlubb today.
by RedDragon01 September 3, 2009
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