SAT

Noun. (Student Aptitude Test) A ridiculous multiple choice test used in the process of applying to college that only evaluates the ability to take the SAT

Me: I just took the SAT.
God: No, the SAT took you, your self-respect, and your money.

by True_Lust July 22, 2019

Sat On Sunscreen

A person that eats the toilet water & pisses in the sink. Rarely showers, but when they do, they curb stomp their shit into the drain and spit into the soap bottles.

Wow, Sat On Sunscreen smells like inbetween my grandmothers teeth

by InCappedYourAss July 13, 2019

the spook who sat by the door

Reference to the classic black film based on the novel by Sam Greenlee. Film was known for exposing racial realities, got banned by the CIA, allegedly.

"Ye is looking like, `the spook who sat by the door`.

by Francis X November 13, 2022

sat on my hat

Where you try to give yourself anal because of your long shlong

Bro I got so drunk I "sat on my hat" last night!

by Wisegrandma666 August 28, 2019

Sat Nav Racing

The sport of getting to your destination quicker than suggested by your Sat Nav

Me and me mate Dave drove up the coast for the weekend and did a bit of Sat Nav Racing. Dave beat his personal record by 2 minutes. He was well chuffed.

by Sceoig August 14, 2010

SAT

The test that asians are good at and you aren't cuz you aren't asian.

Asian: I just took the SAT and got a 1520.

Non-Asian: Giga-chad asian

by -meaningless- March 3, 2023

Shoulda sat there and ate your food

you should have shut up instead of opening you mouth to say something I was gonna shut you down to.

me: says smth
tom: thats why ur grades are low
me: embarassed cos he said the truth\
tom:... yea... shoulda sat there and ate your food...

by don@MIT December 5, 2023