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sheep shit in shallow water

something that is offensive to any of the senses by reason of its extreme ugliness or by being totally devoid of what the utterer considers to be redeeming value.
"That motherfucker has his nerve calling anydamnbody ugly - he looks like sheep shit in shallow water even in his BEST outfit."
by C. Perniphelus Chuckles April 17, 2010
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shallow

A person that feeds off of another persons misery, someone that judges books by their cover, someone that is needy, and spolied
The main cheerleader on the squad that dates the hot quarterback
a GOLDDIGGER
Guy 1: I wish I had like a crap load of money, and then maybe Janie would talk to me?

Guy 2: Why do you like her?, she is shallow, and if you did have all the money, she would spend it and leave you with nothing and move on to the next rich guy.

Guy 1: Nope, she is not that type of girl.

Guy 2: Oh yes she is, and anyway doens't Sally like you?

Guy 1: GROSS, are you serious, she is soo ugly

Guy 2: you know what, I think your right maybe you and Janie belong together, becuase you both are shallow
by Who The Douce Are You? April 14, 2005
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Slug swallowing

When you take a frozen cube of cum then let it slightly thaw out before taking the whole thing and swallowing it, feeling like a thick slimy slug is going down your throat.
Dude I tried slug swallowing the other night and it felt great!
by Rekosuave17 December 16, 2021
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Swallowable

Those pills, *points to pills* are swallowable
by PakAttack151 January 31, 2005
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Shallow

To base the format of a structure only on appearance.
You like someone because they're cute/hot/sexy, and yet they're a bitch to you.
by Angeline February 22, 2004
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shallow

Some one who is a complete dick or dickweed that uses anything and everything against some one just because they dress a bit different or they have different interests then person A. They will ignore person A just because they think your ugly or they will act like you never knew them from any stand point relating to the past in any sense. Some one with no grace and dosen't give you nothing in return, "no gifts". They think they are perfect and own the world when in reality they couldn't care less about you and are probably jealous if they continue treating you like your the backdrop of the worlds greatest disaster. I loathe shallow people they can go to hell and when they get there they can eat the devils shit.
Ian is such a shallow cock-sucker, All he cares about is his stupid existence "which is nothing" and then he proceeds to complain about everything else and that dosen't really do much to help his disposition. Life is addictive bitch!
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Swallowthrough

The act of finishing a blowjob without spitting, wiping, or being the cause of blue balls.

(This age-old technique is celebrated by men everywhere, and maintained by some of the finest college women on the planet.)
Sure, Sheila's young and new to the deepthroat, but she is showing a lot of promise with a solid swallowthrough...

Tim's mom sure talked a big game, but I wasn't entirely convinced that she could back it up until she hit me off with a mean swallowthrough!
by Your Local Wingman November 22, 2009
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