safiyya

safiyya if the most goregous girl, I have ever met. Shes incredible, but she never agrees. I miss her and I wish I wasn't so stupid, I took advantage of her. I love her and jesus christ her body is out of this world + shes mad chill

safiyya is perfect. a girl should be like safiyya

by - E July 19, 2015

Safety Fart

The act of sitting on the toilet to do a fart, often caused by the fear of following through.

Rob really needed to fart but had just eaten some spicy ass Indian food, so he sat on the toilet and did a safety fart to avoid shitting his pants.

by Northern1 April 26, 2011

Salty Bob

The act of receiving oral pleasure after a rigorous workout.

"I just ran a mile and now I'm gonna get me some Salty Bob."

by Paul J King February 18, 2009

salty duel

The salty duel is a male masturbation game. Two males stand facing each other and a third party shouts "draw". You then start to masturbate and the target for your ejaculation is the other person.
A vital part of the 'duel' is that you look into the eyes of the person you are battling.

As for many people it is unclear who the actual winner is, it is the person who ejaculates first not the person who is ejaculated on.

James and Dave had a salty duel at the party last night, but they broke up because they argued over who the winner was.

by P.S.E. Party Boy July 23, 2009

safety meeting

Code for smoking weed. People in authoritative positions usually never know what this means. Also, watch the video "Get Safe" on myspace video. You'll get the idea.

Person 1: "Dude, we should go get one of those bread bowls from domino's."
Person 2: "Yeah, but lets have a safety meeting first."
Person 1: "Ohhh for sure!"

by katieiscool? August 26, 2009

safey safe

When under the influence of acid it is important to designate a safey safe. Usualy a couch, or your mommy's bed a safey safe is where the monsters cannot get you. When paired with a large blanket a safey safe is your best defense against: frank the bunny, anywhere in your house carpet meets linolium, and tsunamis among other things.

(its the bunny SCRAM!!) AYE! he who hesitates is lost! AYE! to the safey safe!! AYE! (hes right there!!!) AYE! THE BLANKET!! THE BLANKET AYE!!

by mike deezy January 9, 2007

safety fuck

Someone who is overly paranoid about the safety of their children, partner, etc. A safety fuck will often implicate certain rules to prevent injury or harm. Eg. "Don't catch a train in peak hour because you may be pushed on the tracks and killed by a train".

"OMG my dad is such a safety fuck he won't let me go camping with you because he thinks I will throw deodorant cans in the camp fire".

by CrazyCraig1 November 28, 2012