Ex's Ego

After someone breaks up with a significant other or gets broken up with by a significant other that was out of their league, they become super cocky and arrogant but most of all narcissistic . They become overly confident in their ability to pick up chicks. You start to see it a little during the relationship but it really flourishes after the relationships demise.

"didn't you used to have a crush on David?"
"yeah, I did but then that girl broke up with him and his Ex's Ego blew up."

by MildlyConcerned May 21, 2020

s bend explorer

When you do a crap so large it makes it through the 's bend' of the toilet before it has been snapped off

Male 'A': Phew thats better
Male 'B': Why what's happened
Male 'A': After 20 rum and cokes and 2 greasy burgers last night I just dropped off an "s bend explorer"

by Gatesy February 24, 2009

America's Crazy Ex

Another term for the defeated ex-President, Donald Trump. Like a crazy ex who cannot handle rejection, he keeps talking about it, blaming others and stirring up trouble. The term was coined by Michael Fanone, the DC cop who was nearly killed by the violent mob at the Capitol January 6.

Diaper Donald Trump has earned the title, 'America's Crazy Ex' for incessantly attacking those who rejected him in the 2020 Presidential Election. The DOJ needs to place a retraining order on this lunatic.

by LaughingAloud February 1, 2022

there's no excuse for that

Something, arrogant self-righteous people say, when they disapprove of anything that someone else might say or do.

When the waiter wiped his nose with his sleeve, the business executive said to his guests, "There's no excuse for that."

by Frank Le April 1, 2015

S.E.Ex.

Simulated Erotic Experience. In layman's terms, beating your meat. It is commonly used as a way that nerds can sound like they got laid in locker room chat. Since it is pronounced as 'sex', innocent bystanders will assume that the speaker is more manly than they would otherwise.

Chad: Hey, guys, I just had S.E.Ex. last night! It was awesome. lollollol.

Butch: Wow? Really?

Chad: Yeah dudes. She was smokin' hot. i totally pwn3'd her.

Butch: I would totally believe you if you didn't post that retarded thing on UrbanDictionary last week. Wanker.

by Kaleid February 6, 2010

Ridin' ex's

To drive on the farthest right lane of the freeway or through the on and off ramps in order to avoid traffic during rush hour or to seem as if your exiting then get back on freeway to pass halted traffic.

it was so packed on the freeway i was ridin' ex's the whole way home!

by illsincebirth September 16, 2009

Burger King’s Two Extra Crowns

When you get a blowjob from a Burger King employee in the bathroom while you and the partner are both wearing Burger King’s signature crowns. When ordering at the counter on any day from 5pm-closing, you can ask for two extra crowns with your meal and the employee is obligated to suck you off.

Customer: May I have a Whopper Jr. with Burger King’s Two Extra Crowns?

Employee: (sighs) Fine. This is the third time today!

by LightlessLamp March 23, 2020