Roster Season

Roster Season is the opposite of Cuffing Season. A time of year where you have a lot of people you contact for dates etc but you aren't cuffed to one person. Termed by the popular podcast "The Perished Parent Posse" in one of their interviews.

Girl, it's roster season. Don't date that scrub, just add him to your roster.

by perished_pp May 12, 2022

rosterfag

An individual who cares too much about a roster of a video game (typically fighting games like Super Smash Bros.)

Their attention towards the roster will go so far that they might not even care about the game itself, get into arguments on why a character should be included or excluded, and sometimes demand for a specific character or characters to be included.

"Crash Bandicoot should've been DLC and NOT Byleth!"

"Stop being a rosterfag, retard."

by Treydemark January 7, 2023

ghetto rushed

When late at night after a restaurant gets slow and it is down to closers, a slew of ratchet tables come pouring in, seemingly out of nowhere.

"Are you ready to make cuts?" "No way! I don't want to get ghetto rushed!"

by Tpt1987 June 2, 2015

ROSTER

A person who has sex or talks to multiple people or send nudes to multiple people and gives the same energy as they give one person in there phone

They fuck multiple people in a year or they send nudes or they self to hella people

Damn he or she fine i gotta add them to my roster ASAP

by Hoeee goddd October 29, 2020

Rushed

It's when someone is upgrading their town hall too fast in the mobile game Clash of Clans without even maxing out their defenses and other things yet.

Person I: Your base is so rushed! You should really max out your walls first.
Person II: Don't you think I would of noticed that?

by latrelljennings April 27, 2016

Rusell

A mysterious person who many people may not like because they're not pigeon-holeable. A reserved man whose hard to read whose not really shy but they're not very open either. Russell is closed mouthed about his past but if you earn his trust he will share some information with you. Dark hair, dark beard, dark eyes, wears a lot of dark colors. A loyal man who values friendship and loves the company of beautiful women who has zero tolerance for disloyalty. If you break his trust, he may forgive you but he'll never re-trust you. Overall, Russell is a caring friend who likes to put a smile on your face with his humorous jokes and witty comebacks. Russell is a valuable friend and a devoted father.

When someone betrays or lies to Rusell, he won't try to get even, he'll just change your role in his life.

by Lion2 August 16, 2021

Rosterbating

Being so content with your fantasy football roster that you feel the urge to masturbate to it.

Jake: Hey Jeff, what were you doing in the bathroom alone with your fantasy football roster?

Jeff: Um, nothing...

Jake: ...Were you rosterbating?

Jeff: Maybe. How can you blame me? My quaterbacks are Aaron Rodgers, Phillip Riv---

Jake: Shut up you weird fuck.

by jakedasnake HHHHHHHHHHHHh September 16, 2010