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rollerblading

An extreme sport involving straping rollerblades on your feet and doing stunts on urban environment. rollerblading is very underground in The United States, only know about by rollerbladers skateboards and some bikers. rollerblading was in the lime light int the mid and late 90s, but skateboarding felt threatened by how cool it could be, and put out a plethora of negative advertising stripping rollerblading of its fame at a time when it was really starting to progress. and now everyone thinks rollerblading and the people who do it are "gay", when really they're some of the coolest people out there, and rollerblading is now on a higher level than skateboarding and biking combined.
i was rollerblading on a roof top when i jumped off and landed backwards after doing two and a half rotations.

.And Rollerblading in no way is harder or easier than skateboarding, beacause we can do such crazy things the standards of rollerblading is set very high.
rollerblading by MAT SHAN May 17, 2006
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Roller Coaster Party 

To go on a drinking spree or eating binge and then ride roller coasters. This causes the "partier" to vomit profusely. Especially fun while riding a spinning roller coaster, at which the vomit sprays in 360°

Same relevance to, "Tilt-a-hurl"
Alcoholic: "Hey man I got some beer wanna hit up the theme park?"
Friend: "Hell yeah man we can have a Roller Coaster Party!"

rollerbanging 

The act of rollerblading with a friend of the opposite gender followed by banging it out. Wearing of spandex is usually implied.
"Have you heard from Max lately?"

"Ya, he said that he and Sally were going down the waterfront for some rollerbanging."
rollerbanging by The Wulffman October 24, 2010

Roller Jerked 

When an athlete's roller (equipment that breaks down lactic acid) is loaned out to ONE person, but ends up going around to many people.
Dude, your running buddy just got roller jerked!
Roller Jerked by RunnerBoy June 15, 2016

Roller Fanny 

After roller-skating for an hour plus..... Roller Fanny is the cheesy chaffe between your legs
What a great skim but I have some strong roller Fanny kicking up right now
Roller Fanny by The Trig April 18, 2017

Squid Roller 

Derived from the mishearing of the elderly. Commonly refered to a gay male "rolling" his tongue around another males so called "squid". Oftenly grotesquely slimy.
Girl - your kinda cute...
Boy - Sorry, not my type..
Girl - What... OMG are you a Squid roller?!
Squid Roller by Sgt peppers September 12, 2009

Burrito roller 

A racial epithet directed towards wetbacks and or Mexicans.
All these illegal burrito rollers need to go back to Mexico.