retardanism

The philosophy of ridiculous cognitve perceptions of the world and abnormal ways of thinking.

"When my nephew failed his final examination, your father and I kidnapped him and beat the shit out of him,"

"Dude, that is complete retardanism."

by ilove asianchix April 28, 2008

Retardasan

A person who possesses a great talent for creating art. Despite the fact that they are severely retarded.

"I wouldn't expect to see any breath taking works of art being made in this metal hospital. There must be a retardasan around here somewhere."

by The Sunrise Moose September 14, 2009

Retardical

The act of asking a question about a stupid person or group of people when you already know the answer.

Why are our staff so useless?

Sorry mate, why are you asking retardical questions again?

by TopBanana1701 September 19, 2019

Retardi

When you're put in special classes because you cant perform to your full potential because you are to busy out being a tfu. Usually abnormally socially awkward.

"Oh Retardi you are special."

by Riccardi December 20, 2008

Retardicle

1. n. something someone says or does that is retarded

2. n. bits of retardedness

3. n. someone who is retarded.

4. adj. retarded

1. That sure was a retardicle.

2. Beatrice and I showed off our retardicles in that video.

3. Bailey is retardicle.

4. Katie gave retardicle answers to the teacher's questions.

by WOWitsOLIVE May 3, 2009

retardicious

Someone (or something) that overtly appears to be retarded, however, upon closer inspection, appears to be awesome. May be applied to something so stupid that it is cool.

"That girl over there is an idiot, but I heard she is easy...she's so retardicious."

"That girl at the other table is a total pig, but shes hot... pretty retardicious."

by gr8tdane July 6, 2009

retardicon

An easily found substance, unnoticable to many people, but used by many. It causes retardation in many individuals.

Damn, that guy must've been smoking some retardicon!!

by jonathan m foster December 18, 2005