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Fuckin Relax you Spastic Head!

This is what you say when a child is being toxic or is getting salty in video games such as: Fortnite: Battle Royale, Overwatch and League Of Legends. If you use this insult on a child, they will instantly shut the FUCK up and wont annoy you.
child: "MERCY HEAL ME REEEEEEEEEEEE"
me: "FUCKIN RELAX YOU SPASTIC HEAD!"
child: *dies*
by 69Bibba_Sibba69 August 3, 2018
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Relax

Sonic main, not that good, bottom also plays dbfz
relax
by Fatass4929 May 4, 2021
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relax hard

Akin to "Work(ing) hard"
Means : Sleeping ( like a log ) like, really into relaxing. And probably, doing other relax(y) stuff too.
Not to be confused with : Slacking off
You: Gonna have a free weekend this week. Any plans?
Me : relax hard
by TsarAlam May 16, 2018
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Relaxing Unit

The relaxing Unit, symbol rU, (pronounced: "are you" often with a slight pirate accent) is a derived unit of relaxation or well-deserved laziness/irresponsibility.

It is equal to;
1.) the amount of Netflix required to prompt the watcher(s), "Are you still watching?".

2.) the energy absorbed (relaxing done) when applying 1 each 24oz. Porterhouse Steak to ones mouth. Note: only meat can be used for this conversion (no veggies, rice, fruit) as the amount of work done by the consumed animal is stored in the meat as potential energy which now becomes useable energy by the human absorbing the meat.

3.) passing a direct electric current of 400 Amperes through one human hand for one second.

This unit was realized by the American, Sir Joshua Cook (1984-present), after the avid Netflix watcher/carnivore/basement tinkerer noticed a similar bust of energy throughout his body after experiencing all three of these events.
"I definitely scored 1 Relaxing Unit while my boss was on vacation."

"Sarah's BJ's, easily 2.5 rU's, I'll be good for a while."
by SirCook January 26, 2015
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Hulu & Relax

Hulu & Relax is another term for Netflix and Chill, but even more hardcore. The male decimates the females bunghole and proceeds to shove large objects up his.
Hey bitch, how much for 3 hours of Hulu & Relax
by The Real Bunghole May 29, 2016
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I'll relax

Can be used as 'ok'
Anthony Palumbo: You can put that in the 'fridgerator.

Decoy: I'll put it in a bit later

Anthony Palumbo: Alright, I'll relax
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Windsor Relaxation Centre began as windsor’s first gentleman’s club. and has remained unlike any other, with a reputation built on the quality of our handpicked Pin-Ups who know how to pamper and tantalize you with the ultimate fantasy experience.
by Windsore Relaxation April 21, 2022
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