too long didn't bother reading

Phrase often used on internet message boards to indicate that the poster felt that the previous post addressing him was too long, and therefore he did not read it.

These long posts generally contain a variety of carefully and maturely presented facts on the topic at hand, intended to provide an argument against the poster's views. These posts are generally too long and too content-filled for today's average Joe Internet who is always on the go and never posts more than two lines at a time.

that definition was too long didn't bother reading

by Irving Washington March 30, 2003

Reading a book

Code word for stroking your shaft

Vicky: Kaiden what the hell is taking you so long to get dressed.

Kaiden: sorry I was reading a book

by fayschullshot May 31, 2010

Raden

A very rich man with a very big dong

wow. he must be a raden.

by yeetembeatum March 28, 2019

redenbacher

A redenbacher is a man who has relationships, or marries a woman who is significantly younger than he is.

Jon Stewart is a major redenbacher.

by Hodge-Podge August 13, 2008

Reading Cheese

its a phrase used to say how somethings impossible or hard to understand.

some guy: man, trying to understand this is like reading cheese!
some other guy: ?? you cant read cheese!
some guy: thats what im sayin!

by MCXD September 25, 2010

Reidenator

An absolute legend with a tendancy to make hilarious mistakes! Most common day to day activities include slipping over, grinning and taking part in daring and somewhat foolish dares!

Oh my God you did a Reidenator!

by ilovemcdonaldsandreid April 29, 2011

reading sub

a retard that falls on a exstention cord and hits the smart board, then yells at the class and becomes very salty

that person is a reading sub

by richard the bitcherd February 16, 2018