Razor Racing

Razor Racing is when you are in a hurry so you shave really fast that it's like your razor is racing.

Girl One- To make it to the party I had to Razor Race.

Girl One- I almost didn't make it, I was in such a hurry that I was razor Racing

Girl Two- How did you make it on time?
Girl One- I Razor Raced

by Anonymous12345666789 June 19, 2017

razor fresh

a word used to describe a really hot guy; sexy; hot; clean shaven sexy boy; gorgeous guy.

"that boy is razor fresh."
"dayum that boy is razor fresh!"

by Tamara panic August 14, 2007

Musk's Razor

Never attibute an attention-seeking media personality's chaos to a subtle and complex plan when it can be attributed to narcissistic sociopathy.

The destruction of Twitter is Musk's razor writ large.

by DJbackward November 6, 2022

Elon's Razor

Whatever trends towards absurdity is the most likely outcome of any given event.

The past decade provided numerous examples of Elon's Razor such as, but not limited to, Brexit, Trump's 2016 win, Boris Johnson's ascendancy to PM, Gamestop's Stock "Going to the moon," the far-right storming the American Capitol in an effort to overturn an election based on a lie that the election was stolen from Trump despite no evidence indicating so, etc.

by cat_master1985 May 12, 2021

Razor Jerk

when you have a kidney stone in your urethra then you jerk off so when you cum it cuts up the inside of your penis

cystinuretic: dude i’ve got a kidney stone in my dick
guy2: you should try a razor jerk

by Yungincel February 15, 2020

human razor

Using ones teeth to trim their partners pubic hair.

My girlfriend forgot razors on our trip, so I had to do the human razor.

by CMScheids August 12, 2021

Razor Dive

Accidentally dropping your razor (Hedge Trimmer) in the toilet while shaving your pubes

I was sitting on the toilet today shaving my pubes. My hands were all sweaty from the fear of accidentally cutting my balls again, and my brand new Philips decided to take a Razor Dive.

by Mono Penguin December 18, 2013