Cock to ball ratio

The size relation between your cock and balls.

England: Wow Australia you have an awesome cock to ball ratio!
Australia: Yeah, it's must be genetic cause my dad had a wicked CBR to.

by comelamb February 3, 2012

Chick-to-Dick Ratio

The ratio of females to males in any situation, such as a party. Once the ratio has become 0 the get-together may be deemed a sausagefest, but if the ratio is undefined it is known as a tacofest.

Steve: Dude.. the chick-to-dick ratio here is like 20:2.
Hal: Awesome, bro!

by Maxel August 21, 2007

penis to mass ratio

The way by which a man measures his level of fitness. If his body mass becomes too large he will not be able to see his penis in which case he is overweight; however, if he is able to look down and see his penis, everything is good.

Situation 1:
Wife: "You are putting on too much weight."

Husband:(Looks down and sees Penis) "Nope I'm good, my penis to mass ratio is normal."

Situation 2:
Doctor: You need to lose some weight if you want to stay healthy"

Patient: "I thought so to, but I got a boner this morning and my penis to mass ratio seems fine."

Doctor: "What?"

by cmoney55 September 10, 2011

signal to noise ratio

The ratio of useful information to useless information in any given statement.

George W Bush has a very low signal to noise ratio.

by flame August 29, 2003

jack rations

Jack rations are rations other than army issue, for example you bring some of your favourite tinned soup of lollies out bush that aren't issued in ration packs.

these goodies are called jack rations in the australian army.

Johnny bought a weeks worth of jack rations with him to the excersize.

by Sturms June 2, 2007

cod-to-rod ratio

ratio of women to men
cod = fish that you're trying to catch.
rod = thing you catch fish with.

Of course, it also works on the (female body part that allegedly smells like fish) / (male body part that sometimes is a rod) level.

Let's blow this popsicle stand, the cod-to-rod ratio has been getting worse ever since the ball game ended.

by toddler November 15, 2004

mutton lamb ratio

a bit like the vicky mendoza line .... but instead of the ratio being between crazy and hot the parameters are between old and attractive (once all the makeup has been removed with some power tools).

dan : wow check out that cougar
twig: she's no cougar ... the mutton lamb ratio is all wrong.
dan: you mean she's mutton dressed as lamb?
twig: no, i mean she's mutton dressed as corpse

by gwbert November 16, 2014