needledick pothead

There once was a boy, we'll call him "Zach". Well "Zach" asked this beautiful girl out. We will call her "Sarah". Well they dated for 2 months. 2 long, wonderful months. Zach would always tell Sarah how much he loved her. He would always show her too. Well Zach was also a notorious liar, and once they broke up, the lies came pouring out. He was a pothead, and he lied about that.

But the moral of the story is,

Zach had butt sex with some ugly chick named Natalia at the ymca. yeah gross '_'

well, he has diickk herpies, and she has butt herpies.

and well, thats how the cookie crumbles (;

Zach has a small weiner and hes a pothead, thats why we call him needledick pothead.

Needledick potheads like to have buttsex at the YMCA :)

by zmaddog14 March 23, 2011

patheticameta

Way beyond pathetic

I drink so much coffee it's patheticameta

by Awahi April 9, 2004

pothead solid

a literary idea that has some textual support but is nevertheless so crazy that it sounds as if you were high on marijuana when you thought of the idea.

When my friend told me that the guy in the book killed himself, I said he was pothead solid.

by Jumpin' J December 29, 2009

pythagorate

To apply the Pythagorean Theorem to real-life situations and scenarios.

Johnny: What's the shortest route to your place?
Marco: You gotta pythagorate that shit; cut across diagonally!

by IanHayes March 10, 2010

pothead pacifier

referring to a potheads pipe that he or her will bitch and whine without it because uses it like every 5-10 minutes they just cry the more longer they have to wait on smoking getting very obnoxious like a baby crying that needs a bottle or pacifier.

my friend wont stop crying over loss of his or her high until they put the pothead pacifier in it and shut up.

by bob lee April 27, 2014

Pythagordian

Some one who is to drunk to properly pronounce a well know mathematical theorem while trying to impress people with their self imagined broad knowledge base.

Well as you know the Pythagordian theorem lets you calculate the hypotenuse of a right triangle from its base and height.

by Liars Dice October 11, 2018

Pithel

The residue left on the surroundings of one's anus after taking a shit or sharting.

He could feel the PITHEL on his pants after that risky fart.

by cantwaittogetadecentnightsleep November 14, 2019