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puteed

Pronounced "poo-tee-d"

Used to describe an individual who is intoxicated to an incomprehensible level. Generally results in bizarre behavior such as endless hysterical laughter and excessive physical affection. These behaviors are always in excess of what one would typically expect of a drunkard.

May also be spelled "puti'd"
Dave has been laughing constantly for the past hour...he is so puteed!
by Cjaco24 October 27, 2010
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pussel

The coolest dude you’ve ever met. Chicks wanna be with him, guy wanna be him. The rarest form of man known to exist.
by King Pussel February 21, 2018
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e-pusher

A person who passes on details of an online purchase opportunity to a friend or friends. Typically as a result of browsing on eBay. Communications about e-pushes signed off with "ePx"
My friend Anna is a compulsive e-pusher to the extent that she browses eBay for things she thinks I might want rather than for herself.
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[ass pusher]

being so gay to a point that nobody including your family doesnt want anything to do with you
Justin Green is such an ass pusher
by Cameron the kid January 18, 2009
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Pork Pusher

1. A homosexual that par takes in aggressive sexual acts with heterosexual males with the intention to change their sexuality.

2. A meat eater who tries to convince vegetarians to eat meat.
"The club last night was full of Pork Pushers"
by Pork Pusher69 January 16, 2010
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rope pusher

The act of pushing rope. A rope pusher essentially maneuvers his little wet noodle inside of a woman's vagina with the help of lube & some luck. 'LG' is the most famous living rope pusher in North America.
"I'm such an elite rope pusher"- LG
"You push rope all day, everyday."- Eddy
by LarryGreen May 30, 2016
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Penis pusher

A term used to call someone who inverts their soft penis by pushing the tip inwards further inverting the shaft, visibly showing nothing but the testicles. (Most common use is in gaming)
*died in a video game*
Me: “That dude that just killed me honestly has such a small peen, definitely a penis pusher.”
by JuicyJoey July 8, 2020
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