a very useful technique when drunk at a bar and someone is wanting to fight you wait until they go into the bathroom to use the urinal then walk in the bathroom and grab there head and bounce it off the chrome spigot of the pisser and that my friends is a chrome punch
by cowboy01 April 09, 2007
by Billy-Hill February 19, 2018
When you accidently penetrate the toilet paper being used to wipe your asshole, and sink a digit into your Poo-cavity.
by VICERN January 14, 2014
When that cheap shot taking, milk drinking marmalade exerts a sucka punch it's likely to cold cock a sucka or two
by xpurexhxc January 14, 2007
by 77transam August 28, 2006
Pushing or punching your girlfriend's unreleased turd deep back into her bowel, with your knob, during a vigorous session of anal sex.
Doreen couldn't shit for three days after we had anal sex. I really gopher punched her good. She finally had to take and enema to get that rascal to pop its head out.
by Eaton Holgoode March 07, 2017
(v) To punch someone or something with extreme fury. Also can be used to describe a situation where one will suprise another with a punch in a sensitive area, thereby inflicting large amounts of pain. Can also be used with kick, as in to shit kick another.
by slinkeril January 05, 2007