lip punching

A term used to describe Sam Puckett and Freddie Benson from iCarly kissing. Originated during an interview with the two actors portraying the characters Jennette McCurdy and Nathan Kress at the 2011 Creative Emmy Awards.

Jennette: Uh, well Sam and Freddie- If you know anything about the last season of the show. Sam grabbed Freddie by the lapels, pulled him in and punched his lips-
Jerry: Gave him a smoochireno!
Jennette (cont.): With her lips and then in our last episode, what happened?
Nathan: I did the exact same thing at the end, I punched my lips with her lips.
Jennette: My lips, and now this episode we’re gonna find out if the lip punching continues.

by seddiejathanlova September 13, 2011

Playtex Punch

bitch slapping someone across the face with a bloody tampon.

"If Billie doesn't shut up, Erin is going to playtex punch her"

by jenafur10 August 20, 2011

Wesley Punch

What happens when Wesley Snipes snipes your class name on CoD: Black Ops

Hutch: Okay, class title will be Wesley Snipes

Wesley Snipes: Muahahaha WESLEY PUNCH!

Hutch: Uh what the hell? Here, let me fix that to Wesley Snipes

Wesley Snipes: WESLEY PUNCH!!!

Hutch: Wow, it got changed back to Wesley Punch... Goddamnit

by CAT6 NoobSmoke November 13, 2010

sucka punch

aka sucker punch

1) to completely unexpectedly hit someone
2) to blindside punch

When that cheap shot taking, milk drinking marmalade exerts a sucka punch it's likely to cold cock a sucka or two

by xpurexhxc December 9, 2008

muff punch

in a girl on girl fight, a punch to the pussy

angie kicked this girls ass when she gave her a muff punch

by 77transam August 28, 2006

shit punch

(v) To punch someone or something with extreme fury. Also can be used to describe a situation where one will suprise another with a punch in a sensitive area, thereby inflicting large amounts of pain. Can also be used with kick, as in to shit kick another.

I'm going to shit punch you in the dick!
That dude behind John just shit punched him in the face!

by slinkeril January 6, 2007

Gopher Punch

Pushing or punching your girlfriend's unreleased turd deep back into her bowel, with your knob, during a vigorous session of anal sex.

Doreen couldn't shit for three days after we had anal sex. I really gopher punched her good. She finally had to take and enema to get that rascal to pop its head out.

by Eaton Holgoode March 7, 2017