publiciboner

A very apparent and public boner obtained while public speaking or generally while performing an act in front of the public without the protection of a podium, lectern or other similar furniture.

When performing cross examination the jury was appalled by the prosecutor's enormous publiciboner.

by DA1984 June 22, 2011

public math

The inability to do simple mathematical calculations in the presence of another person or group of people.

Hey how'd your presentation go yesterday?

Not good, I gave the wrong answer when I added up some figures. I should have never made a presentation that included public math.

by MitchellDavids December 1, 2013

public schooler

The kind of person who walks around CONSTANTLY dabbing, saying "damn daniel", wearing Adidas brand everything, and can never go anywhere without their fidget spinner.

"did you see that guy over there screaming 'what are those' at a poor old woman?"

"he's probably public schooler..."

by Hayden Cay January 21, 2018

Licensed Public Accountant

Licensed Public Accountant (LPA) - an individual admitted to practice public accounting by their state board of Accountancy. LPA's pass an exam as prescribed by the state board, having acquired an associates or bachelor's degree, and have some experience in public accounting. In some states, LPAs have the same practice rights as CPAs - including licensure to perform attestation (audit and review) engagements. Alternatively, LPAs are also known by the Registered Public Accountant (RPA) or Public Accountant (PA) monikers.

1. I caught up with Dillon at the board-sponsored CPE event; he's a Licensed Public Accountant.
2. Did you know that some LPA's have authority to perform public audits?
3. In certain states, LPAs have the same practice rights as Certified Public Accountants (CPAs).

by Aijalon June 7, 2013

Getting something published on Urban dictionary

A metaphor for a near impossible task

Phool: "That test is 20 pages long and I got ten minutes to do it!"
Ramroaster: "So that's a 'getting something published on Urban dictionary' situation?"
Phool: "Yep."

by Pursuer of Memes via Insanity August 16, 2019

I will slip you a twenty if you publish this ;)

Please publish this, i will slip you twenty and will make sure nobody is going to ask if youre ready for a bad time ;)

Please i promise that i will slip you a twenty if you publish this ;)

by Izaak_and_gerrit_time January 29, 2020

Public display of affection

Couples operate in public areas, and they display affection such as holding hands, kissing etc. They do this to rub it in single people's faces that they don't have a boyfriend/girlfriend.

'Woh. There's some serious PDA goin on here. I wish they'd bugger off, they're makin me depressed.'

by Mary November 25, 2003