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public mattress 

A person who's having a high amount of sexual intercourse throughout their life. (mainly prostitutes, bitches and your girlfriend)
Hey, do you wanna hang out with Jessica again, your public mattress?

Friend 1: Where are you going to sleep tonight, man?
Friend 2: Er, I'll probably search for a public mattress and stay there until tomorrow.
public mattress by thai-germane February 17, 2017
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public transportation patience 

This is the tremendously flexible patience you have to use to deal with the sorts of weirdos and headaches you encounter on public transportation
After the homeless woman shit on the seat next to her and the subway lights went off, Lisa had to use a serious amount of public transportation patience to get through every second.

public spice 

the act of coming out to your family on thanksgiving because they are fucking boring and are in dire need of a gay to make things interesting.
person 1: bout to ruin thanksgiving by coming out to the family
person 2: bringing some spice this year
person 1: why have pumpkin spice when you can have public spice 😼

Public Bathroom Stance

The Public Bathroom Stance is that pose you do when you’re in a beach or park bathroom, and everything stank so bad that you don’t dare to touch that seat. It typically looks like a light squat with your legs further apart.
Look at Sarah right now, why does she stand like that?
Yea man, she’s always in Public Bathroom Stance.

public pool

A place where you find strange things at the bottom of the pool and loud kids screaming and yelling and obnoxiously splashing you
"I found something hairy at the bottom of the public pooll"

Public Saxophone 

A term coined by Jimi Hendrix simply meaning an electric guitar.
You've got uh, Billy Cox on bass. Mitch Mitchell on drums, and yours truly on a, uh, Public Saxophone
Public Saxophone by Voodoo.Child August 11, 2020

public figure 

Random ass white kids who think they’re important when they have over 1000 followers
Kyle: Ayye I hit 2,000 ig followers now I’m a public figure

Me: no ur not Kyle. you have to be important and relevant to be a public figure.