Poonophobia

The fear of having sexual intercourse, often for the first time.

Bob - "Did Tim and Jane have sex last night?"

Rob - "Nah, Tim got poonophobia and said he'd rather watch a movie instead."

by Bill_Withers September 27, 2009

Poonoccupied

To be occupied by the poonani.

Friend: Yo, dawg, where were you yesterday?
Dawg: I was poonoccupied, friend.

by CAPTAINSUNSHIN3 August 13, 2011

Paronomics

The lifestyle lived by a woman from Paron Arkansas once she has been knocked up and got you for 18 years.

Girl I couldn't make it without paronomics. Thank God I have 3 baby daddies.

by jeffrodgers007 September 8, 2016

Phonovial

Ahh yes, Phonovial. The passive-aggressive monster that will haunt your nightmares for years. Once a powerful being with unlimited potential, now turns to be a Beta male in his current state. Tends to fend off his enemies with just two simple words; "WATCH IT". Do not get in his way. All Phonovials are the same, so one is easy to identify from a large crowd. Do not be fooled, this man has the potential to take on entire armies and live to tell the tale.

Ryan: "Did you see that Phonovial the other day? As soon as he said "Watch It!" I was out of there!

Aiden: "Yeah man, Phonovials can be very passive-aggressive sometimes.

by Butters The Band Fag January 20, 2018

Phonophobia

The phobia or fear of loud noises. This case is extremely rare and affects 1 in 6.5 of adults

Alexa: hey are you scared of fireworks

Keira: yea I have phonophobia

by Keiradahuman November 5, 2019

pornoavirus

A disease causing excessive masturbation due to boredom of being on a pandemic lockdown.

I went to visit my friend Rob to see if he was doing ok in the lockdown and was worried he might be sick when I saw the piles of tissues but he assured me he's not ill he just has pornoavirus.

by dubeswiggins March 27, 2020

Pronouns in bio

A attention seeking whore

"guys just because i have my Pronouns in bio does not mean im attention seeking!!!"
yes, yes you are

by boobylover28 May 24, 2022